Tom Schmom

The final sad solo in 'Bin the musical'

@dailybritainonx It may say all those things but none of the words matter as I slowly and gleefully tear each page out and use it to wipe my arse with them.

🚨 NEW: Matt Goodwin embarrassed on GB News “If you're going to open your book up with a quote about Arnold Toynbee and the suicide of nations, you might want to make sure your own argument isn't built on intellectual self-harm.”

Hypocrisy nonce!

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

Bombers leaving for Iran from England. We did not consent to this.

Laurence of dry labia and his harem of boy toys. He’s so far in the closet, he’s in fucking NARNIA.

There is no way a penis resides in those trousers

GB news should be shut down, not just for it's absolutely insane content but also for the fact that it's just terrible quality with awful presenters. It's just not watchable at all.

No

Sick to death of this cunt lecturing us about hard work. When he was an MEP he was 748th out of 751 for attendance, attended 1 out 42 meetings when he was on the EU fisheries committee, has one of the lowest attendance records in Parliament, and never shows up in his constituency

Please do not embarrass Farage by reposting his 'Happy Birthday Mr President' tweet. Be careful not to draw attention to the fact that he's holding a bottle of Trump wine, it would make him look like a fawning sycophant, and we wouldn't want to do that ... would we?

Dear the USA. Britain here, we've arrested our top nonce, now arrest yours.

Fuck Reform and all who sail in it! EVERYONE SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS

Chip and Dale - Rescue Rangers

@Flagmanuk Flag cunts, bellends the lot of ya

🚨 THEY TOOK THEM DOWN… WE PUT THEM BACK UP 🚨 🇬🇧 FLAGS REQUESTED. FLAGS RETURNED. FLAGS STILL FLYING. 🇬🇧 Haters ripped them down and left a mess. So we came back, cleaned it up, and re-flew every flag — properly and with respect. We don’t quit. We don’t fold. If the community asks for flags, the flags stay up. Make a mess? We’ll tidy it. Take them down? We’ll be back. Simple. 🇬🇧 FLAG MAN IS BACK. LOUDER THAN EVER with chief flagger Alfie 🇬🇧 #FlagManUK #StillFlying #UnionJack #FlyTheFlag #NoBackingDown #ProudToBeBritish #CommunityStrong #WeDontQuit #UK #ForYou #ViralUK #StandProud

@cb_doge Shut the fuck up

ELON MUSK: "I really think there's got to be a change of government in Britain. There's got to be a dissolution of parliament and a new vote held. Get the message out there, talk to your friends and family. There's risk of the destruction of the country. Fight for the future"

@novaramedia @AyoCaesar We're living in Stupidtown!

"It is a way of thinking which in inherently unpatriotic because you're outsourcing your worldview essentially to foreign powers." On Novara Live, @AyoCaesar slams a GB News pundit who says Donald Trump is "trying to save the West from themselves".

@teslaownersSV Shite!

The future should look like the future Robovan is 🤯

@SkyNews @MhariAurora So will that make having a phone mandatory too? In which case will they stop credit checking for them as they will be an essential item like broadband is? And what if I decide I don't want a phone anymore? Loads of people don't have phones through choice.

BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK. The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK. @MhariAurora reports. trib.al/ccTgxuY

@charise_lee America is pretty wank now isn't it.

Remember their names and faces and share their bravery with the world‼️ Anthony Aguilar (retired Green Beret Liutenant) and Josephine Guilbeau (former army intelligence officer)

@realrikkidoolan @TRobinsonNewEra Thank you so much for this! I have not laughed so hard in a very long time, you should be proud that you made the shittest thing ever made in Britain.

Lets Unite The Kingdom Saturday Sept 13th ✝️🇬🇧