Not Will Ferrell

“If this is real, I’m getting one… pic.twitter.com/imUBt8tl2o”

“ You know what to do with that big fat butt" #TINhouse pic.twitter.com/ehn9qjlIYY”

“ When your "bae" is mad, just... #tinhouse pic.twitter.com/ZWQvzWeqac”

@DavesGoalHeaven @TheseDamnQuote @Lmao whatttt

“@ItsTumblrPosts: When I fell for you, I fell hard.”b

“: Ohh that booty though… pic.twitter.com/yN9WkoZZjm”

“My thoughts every day: pic.twitter.com/6NP3F85f0s”

“ @nike Why Risk Everything Its Kind of not a Big Dealo

“ Relationship goals pic.twitter.com/78f8z3hAFh”

When this happened Last Night on Channel 9 News I was jealous!

' " When I have to go pee.

" How I eat my cereal #likeaboss