El Chapo ™

Men check on your bathroom windows for earrings.... Redo the bed yourself, they break their nais intentionally so your girlfriend can find them. If you don't know the colour of your girlfriend's toothbrush throw them away. Check your water glasses for lipstick.

@ivymuthe @MungaiJoseeKE Southfield too

Express way really messed up with this mall

@Okindo11 Get married

Age 26-29 wtf???!!!

@WelBeast @caleh_m Real

If he sets up a GofundMe to raise the £2.35M I’ll gladly chip in and rally others to do so as well. No one should go to prison for making the game affordable and accessible to everyone. The only reason he’s going to jail is because he took profits off greedy broadcasters.

Mnataka tuKick out Ruto na mnataka Sifuna ama Maraga aende one man against a coalition minded, money stuffed Ruto.. In our quest to make Kenya a better country, let's stop being delusional..

We're probably watching UCL final in PSG vs Bayern game today.

Me today, Me tomorrow and Me on Wednesday

@_CrazyNairobian No

Mbuemo apelekwe huko kwa mountain mahali walipeleka Sancho aende ku meditate with the monks.

That goal was coming. It's just arriving in late. Pathetic second half from man United tbh.

@WaruiJohn2 @Osama254_ We still have a long way

Manchester United still has a lot of issues to be resolved, my concern is the fact that we're playing in UCL next season Can you manage with some of these players? Can you manage? If Brentford can outplay us like this what about UCL teams? Just that we had individual brilliance from Casemiro,Bruno and Sesko Hope we get quality signings in the summer

Man United escorted Brentford to finish the game in the second half

@WaruiJohn2 You just have to give him his flowers manh

Good ball by Bruno there👏👏👏

Bruno is just an assist machine

Seskoooooo

Get him a new contract

I'd pick Igor Thiago instead of Joao Pedro for Brazil.

Casemirooooooo

I was born a RED♥️♥️

Kobbie 🔥