Funk

@Mvttd0lly I could have told you that. Pretty sure I have, tbh.

Blow my load in a shotgun wound, call it a double-aught cumshot 💯

@angelSn0wflake Fuck's sake, kid, just hold the flashlight steady. Do you think I WANT to hurt you?? (I do.)

@Its_Fucking_Lit this right here🙏

i honestly need someone who would smack the back of my head and give me a stern look every time i curse

@Mvttd0lly Now what's your oomf on Discord like? >:3

Torturing a brat, punishing them by making them say nice things about themselves and do forced s*lf c*re 🤮, but violating them in all the right ways if they're well-behaved. (Don't ragebait me in to beating you. Manipulation is MY job, NOT yours.😡)

@Mvttd0lly You tell me you're not a chihuahua, but then you go and say stuff like this. Make up your fucking MIND, boy.

For those wondering

Post-nut clarity, except it's me thinking "Oh no, what have I done? I'm so ashamed of myself :(" because I broke all the core tenets of firearm safety by holding a gun up to her head while I did unmentionable things to her (My autistic ass WILL need aftercare)

Mean sadistic dad bf that yells "WHY DID YOU TOUCH THE FUCKING THERMOSTAT? >:(" while he beats you, to increase the immersion of the experience of having a dad that you never got to experience because your dad is a piece of shit (I am too, but I do it right)

@Mvttd0lly Your mental illnesses are practically a personality trait. Practically, but not 100%. It's on the edge. You could say it's a borderline personality trait.

@Mvttd0lly Get in the car. We're doing monsterfucker activities.

@Mvttd0lly If you can believe it, Yes.

@Mvttd0lly Stomach bulge content WHEN

@Mvttd0lly What happened to "Don't bully me, I'll cum"? 🙄

@Mvttd0lly You have the stature and unmitigated yap of a pomeranian too.

@Mvttd0lly Womb tat that says "Punch here PLEASE"

@Mvttd0lly Dumb puppy eyes with not a single thought happening behind them.

@Mvttd0lly Maybe the real friends are the parasocial relationships we made along the way.