A Thing Named Paul

Hi! I'm the thing named Paul! I draw monsters, girls and monster girls! Slightly 🔞 NSFW, mostly PG-13 art made traditionally with pen, paper and ink, this way come!

@SilfurVT ...Healthy organs? 🤔

My brother said my raspberry cookies look like organs 😭

@W1LDKINGLAZER @mouseycometz @mercuryzwisps That ducky has a name... That ducky is... QUACKLES!!!!

@mouseycometz @mercuryzwisps That duck is second highest ranking predacon under megatrons leadership btw The highest ranking being megatron himself DINOBOT AND INFERNO ARE BELOW A DUCK

Megatron continues to be the worst person ever while chilling in a bathtub with his little ducky.

@Umamusumefandom Update: the kid became my first S-Rank. She showed me... 😳

@Umamusumefandom "As annoying as you are to train, kid, you ARE adorable." -Trainer

🐴Positive Character Highlight!🐴 Today's Positive Uma Highlight is... Mayano Top Gun! Say something nice about her!✈️

@bal_bal_hyo Gasp! Time travel!!!

未来ツルちゃん

@enshohma They remind me of Fiveman's enlarging beast Gorlin... which is dubbed as "Golem" here in the Philippines!

Pawn Men, unused henchmen / faceless minions, likely golems.

@LittlestMeek *insert congratulatory kazoo music here*

500 people haqve followed mek...?! and on her birfday...?! mek can feel the power...

More comics coming soon! With new characters! patreon.com/posts/robo-riv…

@piss_kirby_ Deserved. 😏

THE COMMUNITY NOTE???

@Mr_goji54 Ngl, the face is giving me juvenile Destoroyah vibes...

Do you think the MonsterVerse is setting up the Scarabs to be the equivalent version of the Precambrian crustaceans that evolved to become Destoroyah? The scarabs might’ve been affected by the Oxygen Destroyer while they were dormant off the coast of Isla de Mara, Mexico in 2019 during the events of Godzilla: KOTM? A perfect recipe for Destoroyah to appear in a future MonsterVerse film?

@stefscribbles Indubitably!

@ItsaPaulThing a most astute observation

cat frog. crog

revolver horse girl #umamusume

@StillHazoDDD 38... And here I thought the 32 races I made Cafe run was brutal!

New best Oguri. Honestly this could have gone much better but RNG abused me

@iamderekturbo @joshdamn23 Naw, man. I played the Rin route in Katawa Shoujo. I've seen how this works. 😏

She is built different

@yunayuispink @Iiterallytrash Ooooooh~

Helloooo who are you

@Justduit25 @SirSneezyBean @TeteioTeio50271 I needed it for the Race Stat bonus

@ItsaPaulThing @SirSneezyBean @TeteioTeio50271 FYI KTB and NTR speed are good enough for every uma to get 1200 speed , a third speed card is waaaaaay overkill

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE AROUND 58 RACE BONUS ?? HELIOS HAS 10% ???

@rintaichou Yes. It resulted to this A+ Cafe. Funny enough, the next Cafe career after was very fortunate since I kept getting master cleats, kale juices, 3 lucky charms, scrolls and 60% megaphones, resulting to my second S-Rank. RNG, man...

ever have a run where you never get master cleats, kale juice, empowered megaphones or the correct ankle weights?! not even a fast learner hat!?

@OranG0124 Ah, it looks like she finally embraced her magical girl side. 😌

사랑과 증오의 이름으로! 마법소녀☆히시아마존 #umamusume #ウマ娘 #ヒシアマゾン

@irucult Yeah, I can tell a Pokemon artist worked on the Trung Sisters lol, it's that distinctive! 😆

Fun fact: TAKE is the illustrator who drew the Trung Sisters and Taisui in FGO also she is the illustrator of some characters of Pokemon Sun & Moon/Sword &Shield And she is the illustrator of Katanagatari novel

... Welp. I'm definitely awake now.