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@bulljunker @mide_io Kwani umekua kuku? 😀😀😀😅

@Itsbenaa__ @mide_io In reality si hivo bois 😂

Do you find panty Iines attractïve?

@bulljunker 😀

@Itsbenaa__ Usinunue sahi ngoja season ianze, bure hizi za dahi ziih😂

Si mbaya though 🙌🏾

@bulljunker @mide_io Weak men

@mide_io Namwaga the moment nimeiona

@georgediano Mwathani 🤭

In Gatundu, daughter of Mumbi has found herself in a very sticky situation after getting firmly lodged in a mud pit while tending to her nduma farm. Several local men whose daily diet consists primarily of cheap ethanol and waru, rushed to the scene as first responders. Unfortunately, their rescue mission ended in spectacular failure after their bodies declined to cooperate with their ambitions. Witnesses say every attempt to pull Mama Njoro out only resulted in the rescuers losing slippers, dignity, and the little balance they had left. Frustrated villagers are now appealing to the Kiambu County Government to dispatch an excavator immediately. If help does not arrive soon, Mama Njoro may be forced to spend the night in the mud and could wake up tomorrow as Gatundu's first officially recognized human mudfish. The rescue efforts have been temporarily suspended as the rescue team has gone to recharge at the nearest Kanamba speciioo refilling station,,, Ni mbaya! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

📸 Chelsea’s new 2026/27 home kit in the megastore today. (@charliepatrick0)

Current status: ○ Single ○ Married ● Waiting for Xabi Alonso ball

@bulljunker Happ sasa😄, weka yaaa

@Itsbenaa__ 😂😂 umesema ganji ndo inabonga

Any advice for a 20 yrs experienced masturbator...?

@bulljunker Unataka advice ya bure ? Oyaa😄

@Itsbenaa__ Aiii kulipa tena 😂

If you talk bad about your friends to make me laugh, you aren't being close with me. You are just showing me exactly what you will do when I leave the room.

Vitinha has played every singe UCL game since he joined Paris Saint-Germain in summer 2022. ❤️💙🤖 54 games in a row. ✅ Juventus ✅ M. Haifa ✅ Benfica ✅ Benfica ✅ M. Haifa ✅ Juventus ✅ Bayern ✅ Bayern ✅ Dortmund ✅ Newcastle ✅ AC Milan ✅ AC Milan ✅ Newcastle ✅ Dortmund ✅ Real Sociedad ✅ Real Sociedad ✅ Barcelona ✅ Barcelona ✅ BVB ✅ BVB ✅ Girona ✅ Arsenal ✅ PSV ✅ Atlético ✅ Bayern ✅ Salzburg ✅ City ✅ Stuttgart ✅ Brest ✅ Liverpool ✅ Liverpool ✅ Aston Villa ✅ Aston Villa ✅ Arsenal ✅ Arsenal ✅ Inter ✅ Atalanta ✅ Barcelona ✅ Leverkusen ✅ Bayern ✅ Tottenham ✅ Athletic Bilbao ✅ Sporting ✅ Newcastle ✅ Monaco ✅ Monaco ✅ Chelsea ✅ Chelsea ✅ Liverpool ✅ Liverpool ✅ Bayern ✅ Bayern ✅ Arsenal

@ngigiwanjogu2 @kamnjorooo @imnyambu @Mirema_world Poa namesake

@Itsbenaa__ @kamnjorooo @imnyambu @Mirema_world Eeeee karibu sana....

Wanangu wa MSA, naweza kaa area gani na salary ya between 10 to 15K!?

@ngigiwanjogu2 @kamnjorooo @imnyambu @Mirema_world Sawa ngige 😅

@Itsbenaa__ @kamnjorooo @imnyambu @Mirema_world Hakuna wezi.....wacha uongo

@ngigiwanjogu2 @kamnjorooo @imnyambu @Mirema_world Nituguthamira kuo reu

@kamnjorooo @Itsbenaa__ @imnyambu @Mirema_world Mpaka leo ni safe....

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@kamnjorooo @backupyatravis 😄😄

@Itsbenaa__ @backupyatravis Zii mzee kwani mi ni wa mrengo💀😂

Nikiwa comrade nishai inama lunch then njeri akaniletea kinembe diek yangu ili lala nikivaa cd🥲😂

@kamnjorooo @imnyambu @Mirema_world Sawa kasee. Paste

@Itsbenaa__ @imnyambu @Mirema_world Tuma za lunch kwanza

@kamnjorooo @backupyatravis Nakuonea 18 😃

@backupyatravis Kuna mtu amesema ebu 😂😂