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That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don't know them.

Stress is a silent killer

That annoying moment when your parents start with: "when I was your age..."

RIP Amo goin 2 her funeral 2mrw :(

Math needs to grow up and solve its own problems because I'm tired of doing all its work."

A jealous woman does better research than FBI."

Me in class: Wait.... What happened? What do we do? What do we write? When's the test? What is this? How do you do this? What?

Me: *Does nothing all day* Me: "I'm so tired""

The Lord said" leave those children to come to Me because the kingdom of God belongs to them"

Those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong car. Bitch, I don't even have a bike.."

Regret setting your phone on 'Silent' or 'Vibrate' once you misplaced it."

F is for friends who don’t talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Whenever life knocks you down, just calmly get back up, smile, and then say, "You hit like a little bitch.""

I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.

You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.

Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?"

I failed my Driver's test. "What do you do at a red light?" Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter.""

You know what rhymes with hell? School."