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Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

There are going to be tons of movies on this where the American pilot, if still alive, is outgunned and outnumbered with no support from the Empire, fighting a million "rabid" Iranians frothing at their mouth, eventually getting rescued & nursed by a hot Iranian dissident widow.

The main thing I love about matumbo hate is it keeps the prices low. 😂

@crazyclips_ I wanted to make a joke about Gimli borrowing Galadriel's strands of hair until I saw the comments

He asked for her sweaty hairband and she gave it to him

@akevittnvg Of all the "I translated and found gems" tweets, this wins it

真っ平に見えるこの地面を球体であると命懸けで証明した男達がいる時点で男が丸いものが好きなのは明白

Hey X fam, my name is Hildah Watiri (Hildah with two H's), I make some good music, that is available across all digital streaming platforms, you can check it out by checking the link on my bio mkinisupport walai!!! 😩

Infant surgeries were routinely performed with minimal or no anesthesia because anesthetists wrongly believed infants felt no pain due to their immature nervous systems, dismissing their responses as mere reflexes. This barbaric practice persisted until 1987, when Dr. Kanwaljeet J.S. Anand and Dr. P.R. Hickey published their groundbreaking research in the NEJM, demolishing those outdated myths. In 1985, Dr. K.J.S. Anand had reviewed preterm neonatal surgeries and the results were shocking. He found that 76% used only muscle relaxants. This left infants awake, aware, and paralyzed during painful procedures. In 1987, the article “Pain and Its Effects in the Human Neonate and Fetus” appeared in the New England Journal of Medicine. It combined clear evidence on pain perception in fetuses and newborns. This work changed medical practice. It led to global reforms in pediatric anesthesia that required proper pain relief for infant surgeries. The paper has been cited more than 2,700 times.

MERCI A TOUTE L’AFRIQUE 🙏 ❤️🙋🏾‍♂️🇨🇩🐆

@__temiszn Tormund Giantsbane

Probably the coldest names in Game of Thrones

Goated

Cold Turkey.

Hii uber haina ata tint watu wananiangalia nikama niko kwa aquarium

@wambuijoan2024 😭😭😭

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"Mzahe"

"Mzahe"

@VkBoit Love it when someone with knowledge on a topic breaks it down like this for us normies

Y’all wanna know how insane this is. So imagine this. Kenya goes to war with the US and then the US of course has their insanely inflated $400k drones. But then in Kenya we figure out that Jet engine is very expensive and that that Senke( motorbike) and TVS engine while not throttled can give some insane RPMs and really spin a fan, oh, oh and they cost $213 if we import more that 500 from China, plus they run on petrol which we have cheap and plenty of. And also that the wingspan extended can hold enough fuel to travel over 150 kms. It is basically a nduthi(motorbike) with a 40km/l efficiency. So if I can hold >10litres I have >300km of range So imagine fighting a war and then you hear a motorcycle before you blow up 😂😂

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@PhoebiArum Don't slander such an elite meal😏

@Itskobeer 👀👀👀👀👀

But how do you guys even eat matumbo 😭🤮