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Jezebel

@Itssimplifiedxx

I’m the true love of my life❤️

Johannesburg, South Africa Katılım Ağustos 2014

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Jezebel@Itssimplifiedxx·21 Nis

One of the happiest days of my life 😊❤

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.@naledimashishi·9h

Seriously though guys, you really should use condoms. HIV isn’t even the only thing you can get

Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️@MelloFelicia1

HIV also depends on your bad luck cause no one is using a condom in South Africa

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Jezebel@Itssimplifiedxx·9h

@BantuMthabela_ You said you’ll behave

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Bhuti Olishayayo Ikhekhe@BantuMthabela_·9h

That I'm a HERbivore 😈

First Doctor@FirstDoctor

How vaginal secretions look under a microscope. What does this signify?

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Jezebel@Itssimplifiedxx·10h

So glad mine is full

🦄Niggakazi@its_khumo

We have a serious hairline pandemic bafazi what’s wrong vele 😭

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@BantuMthabela_ Weeeeh😂

Bhuti Olishayayo Ikhekhe@BantuMthabela_·1d

@Itssimplifiedxx Lol you guys are the ones that bring these posts onto my TL 😭🖐🏽

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Bhuti Olishayayo Ikhekhe@BantuMthabela_·1d

Lmao accurate

LoneChild 🦍@LoneChildMJB

When you give her head first time and her 🐱 PH is well balanced 🌚

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Jezebel@Itssimplifiedxx·1d

It’s Morris obviously

King of Boys 🤴🏻@Stud_Galaxy

Which hot, bald, black actor do you prefer? Maurice Chestnut D B Woodside

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Asisipho Burwana@Shoun_B·1d

Hi Cape Town! 🤲🏽 Opened Kwa Ma-Asi’s Kitchen the other day and I just wanted to let you know that I have your Sunday lunch ready! Any bulk orders or catering services can be catered for as well. Hope to spend this coming Sunday with you! ❤️

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panda.@_botshello·1d

Karabo and Zuki😭😭

N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1

SA once had THAT YouTube couples era Bo Umiey dreams and the real MXO, Christal and Tadiwa , Mandisa and Kuhle , Thato and Mo So peak sana 😭😭

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GirlThatLifts/TheRunner@FitMasi·1d

Asoze 😭😭😭

Precious🌵@presh_rabbit

The mother of all roll-ons is Nivea!

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Khanya@KayBobii·2d

11 years ago mind you

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Jezebel@Itssimplifiedxx·3d

Fragrance free lotion

theedonpicasso@PriestH1mothy

Guys help quick, lotion or Vaseline?

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Amadoda ayaphapha Shem. Lo uthi ngimuhle ebusuku kanje ungibona kanjani

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Trev@Tokyo_Trev·3d

If I am going through a tough time in my life, and you ask if I prayed about it, you will never see or hear from me again

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Kelela and DPR Ian are back💎🐦‍⬛@sonictonalthoni·4d

If you include Zimbabwean isiNdebele, Gauteng has 5 Nguni languages + local dialects/ slangs. What is this main character notion of assuming people are speaking broken isiZulu?

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Jezebel@Itssimplifiedxx·3d

Zulu people really think they own this country. Ukuphapha nje

Kelela and DPR Ian are back💎🐦‍⬛@sonictonalthoni

If you include Zimbabwean isiNdebele, Gauteng has 5 Nguni languages + local dialects/ slangs. What is this main character notion of assuming people are speaking broken isiZulu?

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Kelela and DPR Ian are back💎🐦‍⬛@sonictonalthoni·4d

I want to understand how people concluded that Gauteng folks speak isiZulu

Ndlovukazi@Ndlovukazi20655

IsiZulu sase Gauteng?! Yini umnqwabo?! 😭😭🫩

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Jezebel@Itssimplifiedxx·3d

This is why he has bad luck in relationships. It tracks

𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐄@sthedoingtingss