Alan Palomo

kid in our class says yoga pants are the greatest invention of all time. :/ Not surprised.

Long time no Tweet.

Whoa!!! This is amazing!!! @HalfASoulBand

iOS 7 isn't downloading...thanks Obama.

@Nina_Cardona1 True.

When you call up your mom that is currently single and you hear another guy in the house...

I honestly spend at least 20 minutes thinking of what to post.

I love how people think that I'm actually Indian.

First day on Twitter. Following 63 people and I only have 4 followers...wow.

Waiting in line at McDonalds and the guy in front of you orders five big macs...America's problem right here.

First tweet...what should I say?