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🚨 OFFICIAL: Barcelona are OUT of the Champions League! ❌

@FabrizioRomano Put it this way, Barcelona had been sent home by Athletico!

Me after realizing AI still can’t replace my hustle😴😂

Men will understand this kinda pressure… women will just be laughing😅

When Life gives you 60 seconds to perform like a legend 😭

Barca without a 90-minute performance when it matters. The talent is there. The bottle isn't. #AtletiBarça

Barca parked for the semis, Athletico sent them home. #AtletiBarça #Barca

Birleşik Krallık’ta Millie Taplin, 18. doğum gününde ilk kez bir gece kulübüne giderken bir yabancı tarafından içki teklif edildi. Yabancı ona bir kokteyl ikram ederek, “Vodka lemonade, dene bunu” dedi. Millie bir yudum aldı. Saniyeler içinde yüzü uyuştu, parmakları kasılarak garipleşti ve tüm vücudu kilitlenmiş gibi sertleşti. Bilinci yerindeydi ama vücudu hareket etmiyordu; içeride sıkışmış gibi acı içinde çırpınıyor, hareket edemediğini zihninde çığlık atarak fark ediyordu. Hastaneye kaldırıldığında doktorlar, muhtemelen iki bilinmeyen madde verildiğini söyledi: biri felç edici, diğeri bayıltıcı etki için. Yapılan testlerde madde tespit edilemedi. Annesi daha sonra bunu bir uyarı olarak paylaştı: “Asla bir yabancının verdiği içkiyi kabul etmeyin.”

@srkntnyldz CraZY things are happening.

@TubagsKunto マジかこれ座薬？！兄貴の鞄から出てきたって… 即効性最強なのに「入れる」ってだけで避けられがちだよな。 兄貴は本物だわ。みんな座薬派か飲み薬派？どっち？

弟のバッグの中から出てきたんだけど 誰かこれが何かわかりますか？コレって何に使うんですか？

@theberneese Hahahahaha... Barca fans explaining why losing on aggregate still means moral victory

BARCELONA WILL DO A REMONTADA AND QUALIFY TONIGHT

Please before you travel abroad. Learn handwork. Carpentry Plumbing Construction. You will never be jobless if you have these skills. I promise you.

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen. If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood. And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads. As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

@Thebiglade I'll clean it up of course. She nor dey menopause na... So it happens and I'll clean up after her.

Bro to bro, your girlfriend did this, what would you do??

Extremely useless elder.

@JohnFanimokun This one na very useless man. He's one of the few people who are a proof that educational intelligence doesn't equate wisdom.

"I hope for the sake of the nation that Peter Obi doesn't express interest in the next election. Because for me as a leader, he is unfit to lead a country" — Professor Wole Soyinka

Barca are going out of the champions league tonight. #AtletiBarça

“In the whole of Lagos Island, we don't have water. To fetch water, we spend N3,000, and it's by begging. We need help.” Indigenes of Lagos Island cry out.

@OurFavOnlineDoc I cannot pity people who are standing on HIS MANDATE. Make dem face the consequences of their own decisions.