𝑨𝐑𝐈𝑨.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍'𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝘩𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝒔 𝒆 𝒂 𝒔 𝒐 𝒏 𝒔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖'𝑚 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒! ♡ tinyurl.com/luxarious

Didn’t get a man for Christmas like I asked x.com/Zanfa/status/1…

@94OHWAS that's not my problem.

@Iuxarious you’re the oldest, so play your role.

have you found a man yet? @Iuxarious

@94OHWAS and be a single mother??? no, you first. or go bother ty!

@Iuxarious then adopt.

@94OHWAS yeah, that's a firm no. that's a wasteland over there.

@Iuxarious no ma’am. i mean take charge of your dating life. send me your list.

@94OHWAS sounds like it! i have a business to run. i can sell you the cutest crib to get you started.

@Iuxarious at this rate i’m going to have to take charge.

@94OHWAS yeah yeah yeah. i think i might put a photo on the wall saying not to let you in, actually.

@Iuxarious love you too, big sis. make sure to send me an invite to the opening. 😘

damn remember when i used to make music

@94OHWAS first of all FUCK YOU second of all this was going to move into me talking about opening a STORE instead. all you do is tear a bitch down, DAMN

@Iuxarious and now you just complain about becoming a wife. sad.

crazy shit

everybody excited about the sun blacking out but when i do it i have a problem???? bullshit fr

@_HELLFlRE ....fine, i'll see you.

@Iuxarious coffee in 30 be there or be square

delete this and go look in the mirror (that’s the hot girl version of touching grass)

@_HELLFlRE SHUT UP

@Iuxarious now go touch some grass grandma

@_HELLFlRE thank you, it was effortless

@Iuxarious but that privacy joke was really good i’m not gonna lie

@_HELLFlRE i don't have to try to be funny you little brat

@Iuxarious you’re not a clown stop trying to be funny

@_HELLFlRE maybe i wanted some PRIVACY

@Iuxarious you would’ve never been buried without sending me the most dramatic invitation

@JACKlESUCKS you know who to call.

@Iuxarious i might need a feature or sumn now that i’m thinking about it 🐍🤔

i’m sitting on so much new shit. i need to stop being a pussy and just drop a mixtape.

@94OHWAS 🖕🏼 so sweet.

@Iuxarious sorrows, sorrows, prayers.

why am i this old

@94OHWAS oooh look at you, hardass. stop trying to problem solve for me and let me be dramatic and ancient and miserable and alone!

@Iuxarious i would have to have feelings for them to hurt. you can literally throw yourself a wedding and forgo a marriage.