Ivan Gašparovič

Obcania padla vlada! Zelajte si nieco, ale potichu, inak sa vam to nesplni

Wiki:I know everythng Google:I have everythng Facebook:I have everybdy Internet:Without me youall are nothng Electricity:Keep talkin,bitches

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug! twitpic.com/6xsji1

Obcania,predtym ako sa budete stazovat na svoju krajinu,odporucam dokument: vimeo.com/25194139 moje #1-otocenie smeru ciest kvoli vestkyni

10 bozich prikazani = 313 slov, eu smernica o predaji kapusty = 10 000 slov. A ze preco sa kvoli eurovalu rozpadaju vlady !

Obcania,angry birds online?Ked sa toto dozvie pracujuci lud tak HDP klesne minimalne o 80 percent!(tak nikomu ani muk) rioangrybirds.net/angry-birds-ri…

Today I saw a puppy! and I can keep both halves!

Obcania moje posledne dielo som nazval Albino Close-up. Ako sa Vam paci ? twitpic.com/6xs3iz

Obcania,internet sa vratil do palaca!Nabuduce ked bude niekto pochovavat skrecka,prosim nie 9 metrov hlboko,a hlavne neukradnut 500m optiky!

Sometimes when I am alone, I pretend to be a melon with a mustache. twitpic.com/6h9pik

Citizens, one more work motivational for today, or as Admiral Ackhbar would say : It's a TRAP! twitpic.com/6h9ncc

Obcania ak ste teraz v praci tak nezufajte - vzdy to moze byt este ovela horsie ! twitpic.com/6h9lk6

Citizens, life is too short to remove USB safely !

Obcania, toto je moj prvy tweet priamo z prace,tak dufam ze ma nevyhodia. Pockat, ja som prezident, mna nemoze nikto vyhodit, AAAWW YEAAAH!

Obcania, doktor z hor namiesto vecernicku. Keby som nemal zmluvu do roku 2014 tak emigrujem! ekonomika.sme.sk/c/6043637/vece…

Citizens, I could definitely call this my bucket list twitpic.com/6h2ept

This is how I propel myself in elliptical motions indeed ! twitpic.com/6h2dli

Obcania, a potom sa cudujete ze preco nepodpisujem ziadne zakony ! twitpic.com/6h2bic

Citizens, here is your quote of the day: "Nobody leaves our show empty handed, so we cut off his hands" by creators of Monty Python

Vegetarian citizens, if you eat all the vegetables, there is nothing left for the animals ! twitpic.com/6h2983