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@HannahIamthest1 Hahahaa "...Just shove it where the sun don't shine..." I guess

A man got home and found his wife in tears. 😭 “What’s wrong?” he asked gently. Sniffling, she replied, “The pharmacist was so rude to me on the phone this morning! I had to call over and over before he finally picked up.” Furious, the husband headed straight to the pharmacy, ready to demand an apology. Before he could say much, the pharmacist raised a hand and said, “Just a second, hear me out first.” “This morning, my alarm didn’t go off. I woke up late, skipped breakfast, and rushed out… only to realize I’d locked my keys inside the house and car.” 😤 “I had to break a window to get them. Then I sped off and got a ticket. A few streets from here, I got a flat tire.” 🚗💥 “When I finally opened the shop, customers were already waiting. I started helping them, but the phone kept ringing nonstop.” ☎️ “I grabbed a bag of coins for change and dropped them everywhere. I’m on the floor picking them up while the phone keeps ringing.” “I stand up, bang my head on the register, stumble back into a shelf of perfume, and smash half of it.” 😖💥 “And still, that phone is ringing. So I finally answer it.” “It was your wife.” “She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.” “And honestly, mate… I swear… all I did was tell her how to use it.” 😳🤣

Big London night. Let's go! 🔴 @manutd

Do you remember the blatant penalty on Amad that was denied against Brighton this season? Do you know who was on VAR that day? 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 — the same referee officiating Chelsea vs Manchester United tomorrow. Hope for the best and leave the rest to God! 🙏🏻

Just days back, Lisandro Martinez got a red card for same offense. No Red was issued to the Brentford player Yet they claim Man United fans complain too much Isn’t it clear that there’s an agenda against Manchester United?

🤔 FUN FACT! Referee Paul Tierney was the official for both matches! That’s shameful from him and @premierleague @FA_PGMOL

Lol ...so true

Using Twitter means knowing the news a week before everyone else

@_GhChronicles Very unprofessional of the lady. You came to work. What concerns you with your bosses?

@_GhChronicles Can TV stations stop poking into people marriages when they’ve not invited them to speak on it

Today we have fulfilled our promise to return to the @PremierLeague.   We do so with ambition, with unity, and with a clear vision for the future.   WE ARE BACK. 🏁

🙌🏾 Congratulations to Brandon Thomas-Asante on securing promotion to the Premier League with @Coventry_City! 🏆

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🚨🇬🇭In my opinion, I won’t blame Antoine Semenyo for not scoring goals for Ghana because I’ve said this over and over: the formation Otto Addo has been using is a defensive-minded formation, so no top forward in the world can excel with that defensive setup. But glory be to God that Joseph Paintsil finally exposed him. How can a coach tell a winger that football is not about goals and assists, that it’s about defending? 😂 Then what are the ten to fifteen defenders and DMs doing at the back if that’s not their role in the team? With Otto Addo alone, he would prefer to play ten defenders and expect goals to come by luck and magic. That’s a big coaching problem, not a player problem.

“divorced my wife because she was too perfect and gave me too much peace" ~ Said no man ever

A woman leaving you because of struggles is understandable there’s no glory in suffering together. But trying to win that same woman back after you become financially stable is mental illness

Hahahaha this is a cold flex

This question is actually deep and hits home for so many people. Without the password or biometrics, modern phones (especially iPhones) use strong encryption that keeps everything locked. Simply resetting or "flashing" the phone usually wipes all your photos, messages, and important data forever, leaving families with nothing but frustration and lost memories. The smart solution is to plan ahead right now while you still can: FOR IPHONE USERS: Go to Settings > tap your name at the top > Sign-In & Security > Legacy Contact. Add one or more trusted people (like a spouse, child, or sibling). You'll get an access key to share with them. After you pass, they just need that key plus a copy of your death certificate to request access to your Apple account and data. It's straightforward and doesn't require going to court in most cases. FOR ANDROID/GOOGLE USERS: Go to myaccount.google.com, sign in, then head to Data & Privacy > More options > Make a plan for your digital legacy (or search for Inactive Account Manager). Choose a waiting period (like 3 to 18 months of inactivity), pick trusted contacts, and decide what data to share (Gmail, photos, Drive files, etc.). Google will notify them and give access if the account goes inactive. Do this today. It only takes a few minutes, but it can save your loved ones from huge headaches later. Most people never think about it until it's too late, and precious memories or important information end up locked away forever. Above all, love God.

🔴 Go @ManUtd

@olajumokeokenla That day was a day a new transformation was orchestrated for the young man especially. Whatever it is that you have the capacity to do, please do it. A lot of things happen that we can never be able to comprehend 🤔

@olajumokeokenla Kindness is like a marathon when it is passed to you, you pass it forward.