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Whenever I see this ad all I can think is that moving from Austin to Atlanta would be like trading Dominique Wilkins for Danny Manning.

@BobBallouSports @HemaMullur @averytomascowx I logged in just to like this @HemaMullur

@HemaMullur @averytomascowx HAHAHAHAHAHA so good

A live look at @averytomascowx after that A&M loss

@JDarensbourgWx I guess @Daraneshatv isn't a Dumb & Dumber fan. 😄 Maybe you can check it out from the KVUE DVD library and watch between 6:30 and 10.

I met @EmilyGiangreco at Dell Match Play (Friday). She could not have been friendlier or more pleasant to talk to despite the heat, and her lugging around a camera. I'm sorry I did not introduce myself properly. I promise to do better the next time. 😄

From the "unsent" files. I ran across this screen cap of when @YvonneN_KVUE jumped the snap count and false started on @BryanM_KVUE

@BobBallouSports If only Tenn. could have worked in more minutes for C. Lammert, maybe 31 minutes? The Horns might have won by 8.

Texas 52 Tennessee 51 Final

@BobBallouSports Head coach in waiting, QUESTION MARK

Gary Patterson's shirt tells quite a story...

@BobBallouSports I just heard @andrewperloff say, "How is defensive holding on a run play even a thing?" on @MaggieandPerl with @MaggieGray. Like you, Bob I can only think of Charlie Strong.

Every time a defense is called for holding on a run play I think of Charlie Strong.

@miggiesmalls Pretty sure that's Kentucky Kentucky Line

@BobBallouSports "The Hangover 7" had Mrs. Iwatch doubled over in laughter. @HemaMullur @waltmac @ChikageWeather

@BobBallouSports The Texas OL will be very popular once they start opening up holes and keeping the QB upright.

“Name, image and likeness deals were meant for popular athletes to be able to cash in on their fame.” Define popular. Majors, Kerstetter, Jones, Imade, Karij, Angilau, Conner, Okafor and others were certainly popular names amongst Texas football fans.

@JeffBarker_ @cbsaustin AFC for life Jeff.

House divided this Thanksgiving 😤 Raiders and Cowboys at 3:30 on @cbsaustin #RaiderNation

@BobBallouSports Can @CedGolden ask every UT coach to name the "a-hole" in the locker room? 😂

Sark asked if he has a "Sergeant-In-Arms" in the locker room. Sark points to RB Roschon Johnson.

@ashley_stuver @brad_stuver Every good couple knows their good and bad sides for photos because it takes a good relationship to say, "nah, that side doesn't work for you." Wife and I have taken photos standing on the same side since 2012. 😃

Jordan with @TrevorScottATX 's hair.

Jordan recapping an Astros game to a _very_ interested @BobBallouSports

Here's my @JBontkeCBS appreciation thread. To the tune of Kansas - Dust In the Wind. Jordan shows off his collection of clown photos _on live tv_ during a 10 PM newscast. @HemaMullur @waltmac

@JBontkeCBS @CFloresNews @portilloshotdog Jordan moves to a Portillos state the same week they go public. Strong buy.

@CFloresNews No joke, had @portilloshotdog yesterday. Got a BIG Italian beef, cheese sauce with fries. Then went pants shopping. Went from a 36 to a 38.

I would make the drive to DFW just for the chocolate cake shake, tbh.

@JBontkeCBS @cbsaustin You'll be missed Jordan, thanks for using my bee photo.

Today is my last day at @cbsaustin. If you took my call, agreed to an interview or responded to an email - thank you for trusting me. I consider the job of a TV reporter a privilege and I got to do for the best city in Texas. Thanks for letting me share your stories.