Izzy Craft

The grass is always greener when you’re standing on dead grass

God forbid you give girl a hobby

“Never been anywhere I don’t want to leave”

they should invent an academic advisor who isn’t a fucking moron

Everyone falls off their horse but they only cheer when you get back on

therapy is expensive. saying hell yeah brother is free

Omg you’ve never had brie??? “No who is that is she hot?”

“Is this the thermostat” umm no sir that’s the security system.

Love to see it. Keep partying hard Texans

pickles are great til you’re in one

Samsung and Sam should not have sang.

There’s something so exhilarating about smoking a cigarette at a fuel pump

Turtles on tap

I wonder what kind of foolery Tom did to get such a prolific name.

If laws weren’t meant to be broken why are there lawyerrrsssssss

Puttin the lulu in delulu

Do better girl.

POV I’m the dawg and you let me out.

Hot sexy momi till I’m blue in the face.

I was raised on Chelada’s and pork rinds do not fuck with me