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@J2403Sam

Huddersfield Town & Brechin City 🇬🇧🇵🇱🇮🇹 Part owner of Real Murcia Club de Fútbol

United Kingdom Katılım Nisan 2021
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David Stoker
David Stoker@davidstoker_lfc·
@jack_w_cfc @WATPALWAYS_1872 It's never that easy for us, that's the point. We had Greece and Denmark in our qualifying group, both of whom have won tournaments since England last did. Then two top 10 teams in our group in the US.
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@jimnarlene @JakesScarfStash England is a part of the UK just the same. We haven’t been a proper country for over 300 years
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Sam@J2403Sam·
@qyyurryus @CieloCece @kiiliiimm Do you want me to send you some V bucks? Worth more than your useless currency. Tomorrow at work I’ll earn more than you do in a month
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@JamesMcLeirigh Imagine being so shite you have to focus on another team
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James McL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
😂 Hired a German manager because there’s no good English ones, and considerably more English Premier League titles have been won by Scottish managers 😂 Crowned themselves as pre-tournament favourites (as always) 😂 Spent most of their time singing about Scotland and the Tartan Army 😂 Sang World War 2 songs about “German bombers” despite their manager being German 😂 Got into a fight in Dallas 😂 Scraped past a geriatric Croatia 😂 Got insanely jealous that the Tartan Army were getting so much love 😂 As most other countries were showing off their rich culture with songs, bagpipes, kilts etc - the best they could do was get the DJ to put Oasis on the loudspeaker for the most forced celebration ever in an attempt to superficially create a personality outside hooliganism and confrontation 😂 When they arrived in Boston public drinking laws were tightened, despite the city relaxing them for Scotland 😂 Bostonians turned on England fans for singing about the beloved Tartan Army 😂 Pubs started closing early - with two of the main ones “taking the day off” and leaving their doors locked on England match days 😂 Copied the Tartan Army by going to baseball games to try and gain some friends - but were largely ignored 😂 Drew with Ghana and blamed a witch doctor 😂 Beat the mighty Panama and celebrated by throwing pints at each other 😂 Two late goals to scrape past Dr Congo 😂 Made out like beating a bang average Mexico side 3-2 was as good as winning the World Cup 😂 Cheated to scrape past Norway in extra-time 😂 Got absolutely triggered by Scotland fans supporting other teams 😂 Started to act like a clingy and deranged ex: “who are you supporting now?”- “why do you like them more than us” - “here are some reasons why you should like us instead” 😂 Used dead soldiers in an embarrassing and mortifying attempt to guilt trip us into liking them 😂 Conflated a football match with war, and opposing team as enemies - then wondered why nobody wanted them to win 😂 Slapped about on an off the pitch by their fierce rivals Argentina 😂 Mocked relentlessly by Scotland fans 😂 Spat the dummy out about a flag held up by Argentina - and tried to play the “you can’t bring politics into football” card - despite spending the last week talking about the Falklands and before that singing about German bombers 😂 Fighting with each other at home and across the Atlantic 😂 Basically got a bye to the semi-final and still couldn’t get near the trophy 😂 Killed the vibes everywhere they went 😂 Stunk the place out on the pitch and off it 😂 Not a single player from their “best league in the world 🤪” scored for them 😂 It’s coming home? 😂 60 (SIXTY) years of hurt… 😂 Same amount of trophies won as Scotland 😂 Same amount of top ten ranked teams defeated as Scotland 😂 Tails between their legs again 😂 Will all be supporting Spain in the final despite their attempts to mock Scotland for supporting other teams 😂 And they still have to hang around for the humiliation ritual that is the 3rd place playoff Priceless…
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Cielo.cece
Cielo.cece@CieloCece·
@J2403Sam @kiiliiimm Pero a quien le importa lo que piense un inglés que te quiere robar hasta el aire si es posible. Que mogólico, dios mio.
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Ramiro "Rex" Rojo
Ramiro "Rex" Rojo@HolyWyvern·
@J2403Sam @kiiliiimm Actually, you tried and failed twice, the only reason it worked the third time is because we were on a dictatorship
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Sam@J2403Sam·
@TadhgHickey You’re the biggest clown on this app 😂
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Tehran Tadhg
Tehran Tadhg@TadhgHickey·
England are so entitled, even though they've won nothing for 60 years, the 3rd place playoff will be beneath them and they won't be switched on. France to win comfortably. Mark me.
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Sam@J2403Sam·
@kiiliiimm Can be called east Argentina for me. They’re still British 😂
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@Paul_King_Tours He’s British mate. There’s no such thing as Scottish
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@pieandbov All your tweets are about England, hypocrisy
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Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
If there was a World Cup for wet wipes England would be undisputed champions every single time. Very content to dish it out, happy to continually sing songs about Scotland (but remember it’s us who are obsessed) but as soon as you have a wee poke back they are crying about it for days on end. Still greeting today 🤣🤣🤣 Move on lads, we’ll see you in a couple of years when you’ve shat the bed again.
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Huddersfield Town
AFC Fylde 1-2 #htafc We lead! Leddo with a glancing header from a Town corner ✅ [⏰49’]
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