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@TheDunkCentral @SnapshotKyle Why he look like a skinny ghetto Tatum

Lamelo drops a tough bucket on Lonzo and then starts talking 💩 “Do you n***** know who the f*** I am?!” 😅 (h/t @SnapshotKyle )

When they steal cars, it’s the automaker’s fault. When they have organized riots, it’s social media’s fault. When they murder you, it’s society’s fault. Zero agency. Zero responsibility.

@CWBChicago @HeatherCherone @wttw I don’t think there’s people with analytics backgrounds doing this work lol

@HeatherCherone @wttw 👋👋 Did the professor take into account that the slower response times were in spring and summer, when 911 call volume is heavy, and the faster response times occurred during the fall and winter, when 911 call volume is light?

NEW: Chicago police responded 4 minutes faster to the most serious 911 calls for help in the 6 months after Mayor Johnson scrapped the city’s gunshot detection system in 12 South & West side neighborhoods, an analysis of Chicago crime data shows. @wttw news.wttw.com/2026/05/27/cpd…

@Polymarket @ChicagosMayor holds a special degree in avoiding accountability. It must be nice to never take self accountability and blame others essentially never being at fault but then taking the credit when things turn out right

JUST IN: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson says the city will fight teen takeovers by “holding social media platforms accountable.”

@InvestingAddict Tim Walz seems hyped for his new job

POV: You just got hired at JPMorgan

Fuck you to the dumbass persistent scammer trying to recover my YouTube and Robinhood account everyday #benchod #chutiya

@DerrickEvans4WV Use tsa precheck

🚨 CHAOS: Massive TSA lines form at Chicago O’Hare as DHS funding fight drags on, leaving travelers stuck and pressure building fast.

@NateGchi Wings were not seasoned well when I went

First time trying Sharpies. Detroit style pizza and some wings tonight 🍕 🐔

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 That’s that what happened lol

BREAKING: McDonald’s CEO releases another video of him eating the food he deeply hates He can’t even swallow his own food

@RothRanger @unusual_whales Bro doesn’t know how multiplication works on $5

@unusual_whales wow 5 dollars😂😂 trillion dollar company btw

BREAKING: Goldman Sachs has raised its nightly dinner stipend from $30 to $35 for employees working past 8 pm, per BI.

@Evanross215 @thegarybrecka Wrong take

@thegarybrecka Creatine leading driver in hair loss

If we’re talking hair loss and peptides, I start with GHK-Cu (copper peptide). It’s a small signaling peptide that supports collagen, micro-circulation, and follicle repair... great topically for thinning areas. If the scalp’s irritated, I’ll pair it with foundational recovery support. But none of it matters if protein and minerals are low.

@ThecosmicdustX @zoomergirls__ You are IA

@zoomergirls__ This is IA and Israelis are not white

the art of the white israeli girl 🇮🇱 effortlessly mogging the entire middle east

@MissinRoyko Looks like the king of friend zone

Who knew that one day this billionaire baby would grow up to become the worst Governor in the history of Illinois ……

@ChicagoContrar1 Legalization for all is hilariously immature

Oh look: Chicago's anti-whatever-you-pay-me-for crowd is gathering for another protest on Saturday.

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Incredible $875 to hear the Coldplay concert HR lady “take back the narrative”

This should have been the first international sign that Somalis were fraudsters 🤣 bonus points for the skip #Minnesota #Somalia #SCAMMERS youtu.be/scMs2HSsFqg?si…

@JosephKahn No one made him do this. 1.5hrs for $500k

Alex Honnold getting paid only $500k to risk his life while producers made more than that is a metaphor.

@IfnBoxing @rainbetcom @BrandRisk @adinross No you are terrible 3 pump dumped

‼️ Adam 22 on Instagram following his loss to Jason Luv: “I got the girl so I’m still a winner! Shout out to Jason, he did his thing and was the better man today. Should I fight again??? Shout out @rainbetcom, @BrandRisk and @adinross I had a blast!”

Raising Cane's set a record, paying about $100 a square foot to be in Fulton Market. Reformation just signed at $140 a square foot. Randolph Street has turned into "national logo soup." What does this mean for the local businesses trying to stay alive? blockclubchicago.org/2026/01/14/how…

LEFT: IT’S MURDER. RIGHT: IT’S DOMESTIC TERRORISM. REALITY: Two human beings panicked in a high pressure situation where so many things could have and should have gone differently.