Jemmo

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Jemmo

@J3MMO

Housewives Favourite and capturer of the Zeitgeist.

Doncaster, UK Katılım Şubat 2009

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Jemmo@J3MMO·8h

@terriblescenes With an stick?

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Jemmo@J3MMO·8h

@terriblescenes No! He’s a delightful joy! LOOK AT IT

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Jemmo@J3MMO·8h

@terriblescenes If at all possible

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Jemmo@J3MMO·8h

@terriblescenes Push it over

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Jemmo@J3MMO·8h

I reckon they'r building up to the Pope v Trump being on the Fury v Joshua undercard

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Jemmo@J3MMO·1d

In your face IMG

Love Rugby League@loverugbyleague

🏆 Details of next month's Challenge Cup semi-finals have been locked in, Love Rugby League can reveal...

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Jemmo@J3MMO·1d

@Binjouclarke_ Yes. The E4 telly channel

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Adam@Binjouclarke_·1d

@J3MMO Is that on the telly?

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Jemmo@J3MMO·1d

E4 have got Die Hard on, the mad bastatds

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@philp83 He should marry the ombudsman

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Toaster Philp@philp83·2d

@J3MMO Complain to the travel ombudsman

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Got a holiday booked for June. The flight there has come forward 10 minutes and the flight back has cone forward 15 mins. So we’ve lost 5 minutes of holiday!

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@terriblescenes @The_Ambassador_ @M4ttso @TonyBalony I’d already looked, thank you

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@flatus74 Type of thing a woman murderer would say

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Chris@flatus74·5d

To be clear, I don’t actually murder women.

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Chris@flatus74·5d

I murder women.

My lovely horse@SueJ1973

What’s one slightly odd, but totally harmless habit you have? Mine is using matching coloured pegs for each item of washing on the line, in order of the rainbow song (red & yellow & pink & green…)

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Jemmo@J3MMO·5d

What’s a matter darling, you’ve hardly worn your cat food ring

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Jemmo@J3MMO·6 Nis

@relish_hendy It’s a thing of joy when your kids start getting genuinely funny

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Relish Hendy aka 💙Nanny Jen💙@relish_hendy·6 Nis

@J3MMO I don’t mind it mate, I don’t mind it at all.

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Jemmo@J3MMO·6 Nis

We went to a National Trust place in the week, the 12yo filled in a survey and for “reason for the visit” she said “we have no internet at home” It’s good content

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@PipPapPepPopPup I’ll do what I like, when I like. And I’ll do it now

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Pip@PipPapPepPopPup·6 Nis

@J3MMO Great news. Now take your turn.

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Jemmo@J3MMO·30 Mar

We don’t have the internet at our house for a week, we’ve got to watch stuff when it’s actually on like it’s 1997

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Jemmo@J3MMO·6 Nis

@iBrowsie It got very tense

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Ed@iBrowsie·6 Nis

@J3MMO That was a rollercoaster of emotion.

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@flatus74 It’ll be fine as along as they #BeKind

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Chris@flatus74·6 Nis

It’d be well funny if the owners of Bluesky were outed as Nazi paedophiles

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Jemmo@J3MMO·6 Nis

@Binjouclarke_ Oh yeah! This is probably because of a NASA hoax

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Adam@Binjouclarke_·6 Nis

@J3MMO A tiny crunchie under this big egg

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Jemmo@J3MMO·5 Nis

Happeaster to those who celebrate

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@terriblescenes @Binjouclarke_ @philp83 @The_Ambassador_ @M4ttso @TonyBalony @flatus74 @relish_hendy