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Jemmo

@J3MMO

Housewives Favourite and capturer of the Zeitgeist.

Doncaster, UK Katılım Şubat 2009
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I reckon they'r building up to the Pope v Trump being on the Fury v Joshua undercard
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@J3MMO Is that on the telly?
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E4 have got Die Hard on, the mad bastatds
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@philp83 He should marry the ombudsman
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Got a holiday booked for June. The flight there has come forward 10 minutes and the flight back has cone forward 15 mins. So we’ve lost 5 minutes of holiday!
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@flatus74 Type of thing a woman murderer would say
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To be clear, I don’t actually murder women.
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What’s a matter darling, you’ve hardly worn your cat food ring
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@relish_hendy It’s a thing of joy when your kids start getting genuinely funny
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We went to a National Trust place in the week, the 12yo filled in a survey and for “reason for the visit” she said “we have no internet at home” It’s good content
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@PipPapPepPopPup I’ll do what I like, when I like. And I’ll do it now
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@J3MMO Great news. Now take your turn.
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We don’t have the internet at our house for a week, we’ve got to watch stuff when it’s actually on like it’s 1997
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@J3MMO That was a rollercoaster of emotion.
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It’d be well funny if the owners of Bluesky were outed as Nazi paedophiles
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@Binjouclarke_ Oh yeah! This is probably because of a NASA hoax
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@J3MMO A tiny crunchie under this big egg
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Happeaster to those who celebrate
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