Jeffrey “Hammer” Phillips, CPA

Happy Valentine’s Day to Jeff’s biggest fumble. #backiron #leftitshort

Me liking anything to do with bama theta chi #thetachifiles

The cartel is always hiring on tik tok

This means something to me, man.

@marc33077 “Dude LeBron needs to stop hating on my city man!”

“This is so package man”

@GarzaSACKs Johnny, was it? Would like to know

This gotta be a front for coke

Feeling generous today. Gifting a lucky homeless with a root beer on campus (my full dip spitter from my 7 hour drive)

6 to football, 2 to basketball (men’s), and 2 to baseball

@McgrawCletus She should make him take her last name

Wonder what he was thinking when they met

@sidelinebarots Been saying this shit. One of me and my buddies biggest pet peeve

Posting your boys Instagram posts on your story that you’re not even in is incredibly gay and needs to stop

I do not need therapy

Gap year must have taken a toll on him

Man I miss that guy… just as an on campus presence

Yeah it’s called a miller lite, you can get it literally everywhere but it’s exceptionally great at a beach bar.

Might be the most chopped guy in all of Greek life

Birthday posts are just an excuse for girls to post pictures of themselves. #Pigeondoctor

@dixonator47 I’d say about 3 minutes then I got pissed and gave up

When y’all would look for 4 leaf clovers as kids how long did it take until you got bored and quit? I topped out around 5 minutes

@Lane_Kiffin @LSUfootball This is a cathedral you retard 🤣

LFG!!! Friday morning sunrise in the cathedral of college football. #JustDifferent ⁦@LSUfootball⁩

@wardangbill Always loved the KD okc colorways, LeBron helix ones were also fire

What was everyone’s best pair of elite socks they owned, I’m curious

@HughJanus556 Ball knower, these were a must in the collection

@J3ffreyHammer Black breast cancer awareness