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@UPS Ok

@J44p Hello, Jaap. We can definitely look into this for you. Please DM your tracking number, delivery address, name, phone number, and email. -Sergio twitter.com/messages/compo…

@UPS a rather large package was not delivered yesterday. Now there is no delivery date anymore. Can you check the status for me?

Treinverkeer gestremd bij Utrecht CS door, naar zeggen, meerdere suïcidale mensen op en rond het spoor. Sterkte voor degenen waar het even niet meezit!

@chickenmcfweeb @OfficialOpeth Scrolling for this one

@OfficialOpeth A Change of Seasons is that song for me although it was the Pink Floyd suites that popped the long song cherry for me.

We have more than one... 😎

@mijvoorbeterov Dat was ff snel schakelen op Gouda...

De eerste dag zonder treinen tussen Gouda en Woerden is chaotisch verlopen, met dank aan de #NS die de zaak zeer slecht heeft georganiseerd. voorbeterov.nl/Trein

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@greg16676935420 None, because the bottle is empty

Which glass gets filled to the top first?

@PicturesFoIder The first three lines are identical, and so are the last two.

What’s the correct answer?

@gvanrossum Yeah, kids can be mean

In my high school senior year I was voted "least likely to invent his own programming language."

@TheMightoGai @metalinjection I have faith no more

Update #Teddy #Amsterdam‼️ Beloning verhoogt naar €1500,- voor degene met de #gouden_tip die Teddy gezond en levend terug brengt. De meldingen die we kregen gingen van #Amsterda_Zuid_Oost tot #Duivendrecht en #Diemen_Zuid en terug.Eigenaresse hoopt Teddy weer thuis te krijgen

@brettdbennett That is also very good and wise! What we do also is that if you receive a sharp gift (fi a knife) you need to give a small coin back to not break up the friendship.

@J44p That's a good one. I follow the rule, where you never pass a knife to a loved one, else you'll fight with them. Place it down and let them pick it up 👍

Morning all! Happy Sunday. I’m not religious, but I am superstitious. I still touch wood for luck, don’t walk under ladders and strangely, I have to get an 8 in the numbers when I fill up with fuel. Anyone else got a weird superstition?

@brettdbennett Or something like a fight is pending

@brettdbennett My grandmother always said that while clearing up the dishes, crossed knives are a bad omen.

@brettdbennett When they are freaked out by your tattoo

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@brettdbennett We as people in general

@brettdbennett Good to read that. Indeed these are strange times with all kinds of things biting us in the tail. Guess we did not learn to much about last couple of years.

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R I'd use a switch 😂

The amount of people writing their 'solution' in the comments is too damn high reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

Turning my ceiling into a Swiss cheese #homedecoration

@brettdbennett Good morning to you too!

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