Bobby J

Going to tell my kid this is pegging

@Iced_Chardonnay So did I, thus my response 🙃

@J4uBobby I did think of you momentarily lol.

This person sounds married to me, idk.

@Iced_Chardonnay Please ignore my long DM

Because men assume its an invitation to inundate my dm's with penis pics and I'm avoiding that.

@Iced_Chardonnay It is a legitimate question

Men trying to die out here, today.

@Iced_Chardonnay I was quoting this “rule”

@J4uBobby I thought it was only 15

Haaaaaaa!!! I was just saying I like someone older than me. Not 20 years tho.

@DammitBits My one grandma was born in LA, so I qualify as well

I’m 3rd generation born and raised in California.

@Scorpio_Karen18 Definitely because of the noise. Neighborhoods are a mix of older homes on small acreage and tract homes

@J4uBobby Really? I guess because of noise? I’m in the country on 10 acres so I can have whatever animals I want.

Trying duck eggs for the first time! I might get ducks instead of chickens. Suppose to be higher in protein but taste very similar to chicken eggs and they are larger.

@Iced_Chardonnay Maybe you’re his eaglet 😍

I'm a cougar, baaaaybeeeee But the guy i like is older than me, so I don't know how that works.

It’s Friday, f*<k it, send

@selinakeller39 Your croissant holder seems a tad bit too judgmental

Breakfast Diary 🥨 Today, I used a new plate Raspberry and pistachio double-flavor sourdough bread🥖 Baked in the oven at 180°C for 3 minutes Bird's nest fruit + 🫐 Blueberries + Mulberries + Cherry tomatoes + Cheese + Nuts A small cup of coffee ☕️ A perfect breakfast 😊

Also known as Eggs in a Hole or •Egg in a Basket/Nest •One-Eyed Jack/Susan •Toad in the Hole •Bullseye Eggs •Gas House Eggs •Hobo Eggs •Bachelor Eggs •Johnny-one-eye •Moonstruck Eggs •Spit in the Eye •Egg with a Hat

You’re never too old to make yourself eggs in toast

@cheygoulet wishing you the most wonderful birthday ever!

@Iced_Chardonnay Still my side-eye champion long after his passing

Just like Puppy-chulo 🥰

@DammitBits *cancels goat order from local 4-H club “Yes I know full moon is on May 1st. Yes I know it’s the Flower Moon with optimal lunar alignment. Yes I know there won’t be another full moons on the 1st of the month until the Cold Moon on December 1st, 2028” Dang Pagan 4-H Club

I appreciate the good vibes but please nobody sacrifice any animals on my behalf.

@DammitBits 100% right up my alley

For tonight’s meal, I think I’m going to sauté some mushrooms and spinach and then mix in some eggs and cheeses. Top with some avocado and hot sauce. Would you eat some?

@Iced_Chardonnay I’m not a religious person but maybe if there were some hot nuns…..

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@J4uBobby I switched to something else. It got too sweet even at 50% sweet.

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