Jae Sanders

My teenage daughter just said “I like America one day a year and it’s only because I get to wear red lipstick” 😂😂😂😂

“Money isn’t real, George. It doesn’t matter. It only seems like it does.”

Lemme go ahead and apply for our passports before women and non supporters aren’t allowed to travel anymore.

I just forgot that I turned on my heating pad for my back and panicked when I started getting very warm all of the sudden 😬

@varsitywook I got one on my 5 year Rooversary 😁👍

@JAEubanks Roo tattoo

Bonnaroo 2025 will be my TENTH year. What should I do to celebrate!?

@FestieFood Twinsies 👯‍♀️

@JAEubanks Ahhhhhh me too!!!!!!!

@MovieVectors 😬😬😬 sheesh.

Here is what I have for my current top lines for Bonnaroo 2024 Oysterhead/ Justice Tyler the Creator/ Hozier/ Weezer Olivia Rodrigo/ QOTSA/ Skrillex Linkin Park/ Halsey/ Vampire Weekend

thank you to everyone who lended an ear to CHROMAKOPIA

For Christmas can we get a @Harry_Styles album plz

What do you think is the best song this fall and why is it That’s So True by @gracieabrams

You know you’re getting old when you gotta break out your rolaids at set break. #goosetheband

I love when I have a day where I just absolutely slay someones hair and it really invigorates me lol like reminds me why I love my job so much

@adventuresofry I’m really hoping for that Saturday to come true!!

With Rufus being out, here's my updated Roo guesses: Thu: Justice (on What) / Tipper Fri: Olivia Rodrigo / Skrillex / Alanis / QOTSA / Rob Zombie (LN Which) Sat: Tyler, the Creator / Charli XCX / Glass Animals / Ben Bohmer / Goose (LN Which) Sun: Pearl Jam / Alan Jackson / VW

Brick squaaaaad

@jvbt82hhs I always tell my daughter (when she complains about not needing this math or whatever in the future) that I learned the things I use the most in daily life in home ec 🤷‍♀️

#QOTD What has been the most useful class you’ve ever taken? Please comment or gif as you wish…

I’m three Stella’s in yall. Pardon me while I burst. Everything making me mad tonight.

There’s this one guy on my fb and I stg everything he says is a lie. Like fr every single thing. He owns a business and he posts about “job opportunities” and I just know he’s making the shit up every time.

It makes me so mad to not get off work til after 6:00 and still have to cook dinner and not eat til 8:00 at night.

I want @GloTheofficial AND @SexyyRed314_ at Bonnaroo next year. Plz & TY.