
old man yells at TVitter
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old man yells at TVitter
@JAvermie
Idiocracy was too optimistic.












We're so close to longevity escape velocity (LEV by 2033) that your sole responsibility right now is to avoid dying from something stupid. The next 5 years will deliver more medical breakthroughs than the previous 50.






Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?


why would anyone even press blue?!?





Welcome to Democracy™. If you vote for less migrants, you get more migrants, even if the We Promise Less Migrants Party gets into power. If you peacefully protest this, police will unleash their dogs and bash you in the head.












