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@imtwistedtay *Obligatory comment here* good job teeball

ending 2025 on a high!! hollow knight 100% steel soul (deathless) DONE!!!! i played hk for the first time this year and fell in love with it 🤍 couldn't be happier to have completed my first ever challenge runs as my favorite lil bug

@imtwistedtay Steel soul 100% time

started my first ever hollow knight challenge run and beat steel soul on the second attempt!!! 🤍 aaaa steel heart next hehe

@imtwistedtay UHM

can't wait for my obligatory walk around the office today where i say "see you next year!!!" and everyone laughs and laughs and laughs

@imtwistedtay Tuba be like “I eated the voted sticker”

@mrcornholio34 Chicken bowley

Reasons I need my gf with me when I order food: at chipotle today, ordering chicken bowl, did not order sour cream as I know what my colon does when I consume it. I proceed to watch the worker put enough sour cream on my bowl to kill a small child. I just said thank you and paid

@squimmie_ BK/BT 200% speedruns

I've had a nice 1 month break but I think it's time to get back on the speedrun grind!! 120 star for 139? 70 star for 47?? Hmmmm

@imtwistedtay The chocolate colored starfish is giving Limp Bizkit

i can't stop thinking about these ocean themed dog chew toys including a starfish, shell, lobster, and everyone's favorite ocean dweller... ...the hippocampus

@ZukoTaco You’ve barely beaten white stakes

@ZukoTaco @Crayg_ Please elaborate

“Netflix is buffering so bad” can’t relate 💅

@mrcornholio34 They did ask, please thank you

IM JUST TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE MAN

@ZukoTaco His second act: Banning you from the internet

@mrcornholio34 @Crayg_ Is it what you do know or all you know? I need answers. Iapty

@Crayg_ Idk bro but what I do know is who’s getting my vote

My wildest prediction is that I think Ohio will flip blue despite Vance being from there himself. Columbus is very progressive and I think a lot of the surrounding suburban areas will vote with a conscience.

@Crayg_ Azshara would be red

Heres my map of how I think Kalimdor would vote in the 2024 General Election

@squimmie_ I’m mad at this

albert einstein jacking off, call that a stroke of genius

@ZukoTaco @Crayg_ Finally stopped using autocorrect for your spelling?

“The government needs to stay out of everything!1!” howls the customer who just listened to my rant about how we’re almost in a dangerous duopoly that is inflating the prices of cell phone service after he came in yapping about cell phone service being way too expensive.

@DrYoshisaur @stefanieleigh_1 Dislike this

went live for 20 minutes tonight to get the world record in sims 4 grilled cheese% lmao

@mrcornholio34 @shrimqfriedrice Who’s Meg in this scenario?

Live look at a discord call with @shrimqfriedrice

@imtwistedtay 👀 taymorrow

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@imtwistedtay I can’t believe Butter would do that

guess who ate a pair of my underwear last night and had us at the emergency vet until 2am!!!!!! 🥴🥴🥴🥴