Common questions and answers in Kenya.
Nobody: Hawa Gen Z wanadrive Audi wanatoa pesa wapi.
Gen Z's : Ni God 🙏
Nobody: Hiyo nyumba iko fiti, ulijenga na how much.
Ans: Hata si pesa mob.
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Couldn't catch him! 🔥 Congratulations to Sabastian Sawe on his fastest marathon (male) at 1:59:30. He also beats Eliud Kipchoge’s fastest marathon distance #londonmarathon@LondonMarathon
Ladies and gentlemen, the woman being flogged is Wendo.
Wendo had asked someone to call her family and tell them she had died and her body was lying at the mortuary. Her family rushed there, but they found no record of her. When they went to her house, they found her alive and smiling.
But here’s the funniest part: while she was being beaten, she stopped them and said, “Ata sijakula!” 😂😂… like seriously! 😂😂
This one must be a last-born child.
BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30!
Kenyans invented running™
She was watching the game live in the stadium, but her livescore app had already updated that Manchester City scored before it even happened .
How is that even possible? 🤔