Jarett Balter

@da_realz_kyle Just trying to reduce my carbon footprint

@JBalter51 I’m truly sorry you’ll never know the unbridled joy that is a good glass of chocolate milk

Can we talk about how unbelievably good chocolate milk is?

Yale fans storm the field after beating Harvard in the highest-scoring edition of "The Game" ever 🙌 (📍 @drpepper)

@KamsiNwangwu You once posted a picture of a fork and got over 100 likes, you’ll never have to worry

people on the gram acting reckless posting whatever they want cause “ain’t no more likes” .. lmao y’all know not everybody’s likes gone yet right? I can still see your bum ass 17 likes 😩

When an ex breaks up with you then tries to get you back...

@JBalter51 fake news I’ve ripped my Costco pants

Always annoying to find out that you ripped your pants not through the standard, very loud tearing sound often accompanying the ripping of pants, but rather through the more unorthodox method in which you slowly become aware of an unnatural breeze affecting your lower extremities

The highest-graded among the #Falcons defense in Week 10 ⬇️

If Ned’s Declassified had a new survival guide

Imagine hitting a game winner and breaking this out

@thatgirlallie25 @KamsiNwangwu ^me being enlighten listening to by podcast after podcast

bro headphones are really the craziest invention lmfao, I’m legit at work having a darty by myself rn and nobody knows?? like five hours is BUMPIN rn and this dude next to me is just reading research papers unaware

the world should see this. twitter do your thing.

The Boondocks will never be the same again😟😢

@da_realz_kyle *take notes *

Ancient, concierge, science, society, deficient, conscience

Most savage move of the season

When I’m asked to go deliver something to another building, in my head I go, “LFG a side quest!”

@DidTheSixersWin @da_realz_kyle @da_realz_kyle this is actual comedy

YOOOOO 😭 Paul George just posted this on Instagram and it might be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

NBA season starts TOMORROW

Great stuff from Falcons LB Foyesade Oluokun on bs roughing the passer flag: “He (Jared Goff) signed up to play football just like I do...He’s a million dollar man... I’m a thousand dollar man”