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JB 𓅓

@JBartilomo

Tour Manager/PM/MGMT @theycallmekol - @redorblack_wav - @cafecaderas | @PolarProd_US 🇮🇹

ᴘʜx Katılım Temmuz 2012
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JB 𓅓@JBartilomo·
Need a Tour Manager/Stage Manager? Bang my line I have availability moving into the end of 2025 thru 2026. 🤝
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dior ✞
dior ✞@deeore5·
i grew up on Cheaters, Maury & First 48. i know when sht ain't adding up
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21_cabbage@badddkittymeow·
people that aren’t industry shouldnt be buying artist bands. people that are industry shouldnt be selling artist bands.
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JB 𓅓@JBartilomo·
@badddkittymeow I worded poorly but the people who do receive the tickets resell them to the general population, it’s so annoying
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JB 𓅓@JBartilomo·
me with Chelsea all season long 🫩
KutterIsKing@KutterIsKing

Things I’d rather do to myself than watch the another game of the 2026 Red Sox: - Waterboarding / controlled drowning - strappado (arms tied behind back and hoisted, dislocating shoulders) - Palestinian hanging / reverse strappado - Stress positions (long-term forced standing, “shabeh”, “tiger chair”) - Forced prolonged squatting with arms extended or bound - “Parrot’s perch” suspension - The rack (medieval joint hyperextension & dislocation) - Judas cradle / “cynocéphale” - Pear of anguish / oral, rectal or vaginal expanding device - Breast ripper / iron spider - Rat torture (container + heat or incision → rats eat through body) - Scaphism (being trapped between boats, force-fed milk & honey, left for insects) - Lingchi (“death by a thousand cuts” / slow slicing) - Bamboo torture (person tied over growing bamboo shoots) - Flaying (removal of skin while alive) - Breaking wheel / Catherine wheel - Boiling / immersion in heated oil, water or pitch - Burning at the stake - Hot pincers / branding irons applied repeatedly - Falanga / bastinado (systematic beating of the soles) - Electric shocks (to genitals, tongue, nipples, rectum, ear canals) - Sexual electrocution / cattle prod to genitals - Forced insertion of objects (bottles, truncheons, live eels, etc.) - Genital mutilation with blades or crushing instruments - “Telephono” (hard slaps simultaneously to both ears → burst eardrums) - Dry submarino (suffocation with plastic bag) - Wet submarino (head repeatedly forced into water or excrement) - “La bañera” (head held underwater in filthy liquid) - Mock execution (gun to head, no bullet / simulated hanging) - Prolonged sleep deprivation (days to weeks) - White noise / sensory bombardment - Phototherapy torture (constant blinding lights) - Forced feeding through nasal tube (sometimes with rancid food) - Denial of water to the point of organ damage - “Dry beating” (severe internal injury without visible marks) - Suspension by wrists or ankles for days - “ crucifixion” tying (prolonged arms-out crucifixion position) - Chemical burns (acid, bleach, chili extract on mucous membranes) - Chili paste / pepper spray applied to genitals & eyes - Dog attacks / trained dogs used to maul - Being locked in confined space with large numbers of insects - Being locked in pitch-black isolation box (“coffin cell”) for weeks - Being forced to stand / sit on broken glass or sharp stones - Removal of fingernails / toenails with pliers - Extraction of teeth without anesthesia - Cutting / partial amputation of fingers, ears, nose - Enforced witnessing of torture / execution of family members

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Big Tee@societyhatestee·
games were more fun when you unlocked things by playing, not by paying.
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Resko★@Bloke_Baz·
i wonder what kinda shit i’m up to in the parallel universe right now
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Mike “The Burg” Burgan
Today’s to do list: 1. Bite off more than I can chew 2. Build Rome in one day 3. Poke a bear with a stick 4. Beat a dead horse 5. Skate on thin ice
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xan@G59_Xan·
i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)
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Arslan@thega1nz·
When your girl get a lil drunk and starts telling everyone about you eating her ass with ranch
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chaotic memes
chaotic memes@memechaotic·
This deserves an Oscar.
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JB 𓅓@JBartilomo·
@johnsummit Dude these replies are literal insanity 😂😂 are ppl ok???
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Mᜋtt@MMatt14·
some guy from Reddit puts a GTX 1080 in the oven and it got resurrected from the dead PC hardware market is so bad people have to commit Necromancy now
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(not) NOT jackson@JacksonFromTwit·
drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like
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