Jonathan Beerhalter

@AP @AkilahObviously Not all heroes wear capes

BREAKING: Officers who defended the U.S. Capitol from rioters sue to block payouts from the $1.8 billion "anti-weaponization" IRS fund. apnews.com/article/irs-tr…

Trying to use the @Chase mobile tools to analyze my spending and it doesn’t include paying off my credit card as an expense. My gut says this is being run through AI. Our software engineering jobs are safe.

@atrupar That woman smiling at RFK Jr talking about sperm counts is creeping me out

RFK Jr: "In 1970, men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers do today"

@PLinUSA T as in VAR

T as in this title race is WILD 🔥

@CJFerguson1111 @scottlincicome Anecdotal, but the bans definitely improved my sons performance in high school. The lockable pouches seem like overkill, his school simply made it a rule and gave teachers the power to discipline kids for using phones in class.

New study finds a big bunch of nothing regarding the effectiveness of school phone bans. Given I'd say these researchers, if anything, lean in the moral panic direction, that's a surprise. Note: even the "significant" relationships they mention are lower than r = .10, so very likely statistical noise (in either direction), which is probably why it flip-flops. Not a great outcome for believers in these bans. Unpublished paper though, so take with grain of salt.

Wow, @claudeai 4.7 has been an abject disaster. Time to stop adopting new models for the first week or so. Or maybe Vertex is the issue. But productivity is below pre AI levels at this point as today is all model troubleshooting g

@EricMGarcia @Timodc If you knew who the guy with the beard was you’re my kind of people.

White suburbanite Democrats in 2017: White suburban Democrats in 2026:

@RachelBitecofer This. Anyone who thinks the Japanese would have surrendered hasn’t studied Okinawa.

Yes. And it may not be a popular take but after 5 years of immersing myself in WWII, I can tell you the Japanese would have made us invade them without the bombs. We were looking at something like a million more casualties to invade them bc their citizens had been made to believe Americans would rape and slaughter them all. Many Japanese committed suicide as our forces approached.

@Hesamation Claude is the inverse Donald Trump.

Claude’s estimated timeline for a feature: “~2 weeks” then proceeds to implement it in one session.

@RichardHanania And we’ve officially reached AGI

Claude refuses to believe that Clavicular is real.

@TheDemCoalition @RachelBitecofer Did the Eagles win another Super Bowl?

But you kept the kiss scene? What are you doing!!!????

What did you do to Hoosiers @truTV ? How do you cut so much from the game scenes? Why is Ollie in the regional final? It makes no sense at all.

@ManagerTactical What was the issue with South Africa aside from the vuvuzelas?

It’s always someone from England with the worst takes. Holy f*ck

@JonnyPage9 Should be a 3rd in 2027? Or is that a 4th?

Brutal. Good for him. I'm sad for us

@shanselman This! We’re having a debate at work because people want Claude on their phones with one dev saying “I want to be able to interact with Claude when I’m stuck in traffic” or “I want to be able to interact with Claude when walking the dog”

I caught myself feeling like I was wasting time because no agent was running. That's not a healthy thought. hanselminutes.com/1035/

@RachelBitecofer 100%. 1000% All the percents

I wish my Ubers smelled like weed. Mostly what they smell like is Axe.

@noahzweben @bcherny Gonna be honest, this is the first Claude feature I hate. When I walk the dog in the afternoon I want to disconnect, reset my brain and then come back ready to go.

In the spirit of building in public: 📈 Wow this was a popular feature. We've scaled up some capacity on our end to accommodate usage. Sorry if you ran into some connectivity issues in the past few hours 🐞 Some text may be covered on Android. We're on it. 🐞 GH auth is required to see Code pane on mobile (you can still deeplink to your session via QR/link) ✅ Plan mode and AskUserQuestion should be fixed 🚧 WIP - making permissions more flexible in remote control sessions so you can do things like always allow etc... 🚧 Desktop support And maybe soon ... letting Pro users touch grass too 🌴😎

@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump Did you catch the sleight of hand here? “Not a future burden on the welfare system” is just shorthand for “cut Social Security”

46 million working Americans don’t have a 401k plan, pension plan or other savings plan for their retirement. Tonight, President @realDonaldTrump announced that he was going to create a savings plan that will model that of the Thrift Savings Plan tsp.gov for government employees. Let’s call it the Trump Savings Plan. The Trump Savings Plan will allow workers without a savings plan to put aside a portion of their income every year with a Federal match of $1,000 — with the potential for the match to increase with congressional approval — that will be invested in the stock market and will grow tax free until their retirement. We need every working American to own a piece of capitalism so that while they sleep, they can save for their retirement and the next generation. And importantly, the program pays for itself even with a 5% government match, as the participants retire with the resources they need, and are no longer reliant on welfare programs and are not a future burden to the welfare system. I predict that increasing the government match for the Trump Savings Plan will be one of the few bipartisan pieces of legislation approved by Congress next year for how can a member of Congress vote against giving every working American the same savings plan that they have? This is an amazing initiative for our country. Thank you President Trump for your leadership!

@SpencerHakimian I don’t think you understand what life in The Villages is like. I’ve been visiting for 20 years. When ANYTHING new opens people flock to it. They went crazy for Culver’s, Portillo’s, etc. The new Costco? I heard about that for months. ANY new place draws a crowd.

Boomers RAID A Hooters In The Villages, Florida.