Brett Morton

If you’re a NASCAR under the age of 47, you’ll be watching your first ever Cup race today without a Busch or an Earnhardt in it. The 2026 Coca-Cola 600 will be the first NASCAR Cup Series race without an Earnhardt or Busch in the field since 1979.

I’m not conspiracy oriented by nature, but WTF is this?

i was deadass joking and the mf actually did it LOL 😭

@KunathMMA Karo Parisyan

Name an obscure UFC fighter and I'll tell you if you pass or not... Example: KB Bhullar ✅ Carlos Condit ❌

Krusty The Clown: And as we stand here to dedicate this *looks at cue card* uhh, not golden calf

@FrontRowBrian Poor work is poor work. Just crank out more garbage for the masses.

Great news. AI means not having to hire some losers to do poor work.

@Titans @ilikecheesedogs Those are awesome. Going to need both!

RT and comment for a chance to win this Carnell Tate & Keldric Faulk autographed can cooler! 👇

@SteveSkojec Can’t find who did it when they are looking for themselves, right?!

The Dept. of Energy is where all the deepest secrets have been kept since the Manhattan Project.

All fighters from the legacy promotion WEC are officially retired End of an Era.

@HeyHeyItsConrad @HeyHeyItsConrad you probably won’t like what is sitting in mine when I take the top off. But they have been in there for a long time.

I used to own this!

@factpostnews @VazquezSonne4 Said within a day of each other. We live in the stupidest of times.

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.

@JESnowden Hang in there!!

Everything I love as a fan is worse than it's ever been, my life is kind of falling apart and the world is on fire. Worse, I'm poking at the husk of social media wondering where all my people here went. Anyway, hope you're doing well whoever you are.

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

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one thing i definitely want to do is rip a sealed box of some nba cards from some time between 1993 and 2003. it will assuredly be a pricy endeavor but it will bring me a lot of joy. even if i don't "hit anything good" according to common perception. everything from then is good.

@GIFsZP If marketed properly will make them millions of dollars in merch sales.

Looks like a create a player from WWE’s video games

@elonmusk I just want it to default to who I am following since that is all I care to see.

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