cowboy beep boop

Mildly frustrated that some of my favorite, very catchy songs are all about using guns as euphemisms for 🍆

I love how absolutely bonkers comedic Toyota owners are

Am I or am I not a crazy enough car lady to put Christmas lights on my roof rack?

@slws_95 It’s one very specific type of hot dogs from one specific grocery store 😆

The dog being sick and being out of stock of one kiddo’s only desirable lunch food means running two damn errands before work!!!

The undying desire to sit in your car in front of your home after a DJ gig to just *decompress in silence* after being *on* for hours

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

Finding stains on your comfort hoodie 😩😩😩😩

@heather_lindsy 😍😍😍

Got a hair refresh today at Homegrown Hair in tower grove south! I love it so much for fall!

I wrote the word “binder” in my NaNoWriMo time this morning and I already have received an ad for some on IG. I swear!!! There’s no escaping!!!

Me, an avid 4Runner fan, seeing a video release of the new Land Cruiser

when i say i got that mf dawg in me this is what i'm talking about

@tampon_string SAME

What does a girl gotta do to get a tattoo request submission accepted??

I’ve spent over $3500 this year alone on vet visits. No wonder it’s impossible to have any savings.

@tampon_string I ask myself every GD day now

@prest4n Hi, Preston! Our kiddo is saying that they tried to lock a huge pet but instead it deleted. Is this a glitch/bug?

Yes.. we've been working on a new Pet Simulator game for a while now. This is why we switched to bi-weekly and didn't update last week. Your exclusive pets & eggs (not all) can be used in the new game. Won't say anything else. See y'all soon ✌️🔥

New parenting life twilight zone moments: receiving an email about missing homework??? This is such a rollercoaster!

Sometimes when your schedule is wacky, your “dinner” becomes this at 9:20pm

I’d love to try rock climbing but I already know I would be way too eager and get bored with all the time and training it takes just to climb a wall inside a building.