Jesse Marchewka

🚨🇺🇸 Meanwhile in America “Look at them crawling out of there - millions of Ticks” The story is so insane - Farmers continue to report finding Boxes full of Ticks on their farmland, clearly left their on purpose. Now the US has already seen a sharp increase in the number of Tick related diseases.

Whenever I discuss violent crimes Black and Hispanic people try to claim Whites harm children, which is not only untrue but wouldn't negate violent crime numbers even if Whites were ‘over represented’

The relationship between a ousted GM and his star draft pick is a better love story than any show released in the last 10 years

Joel Embiid of the @sixers is the first player in NBA history to score 100+ points in a playoff series despite missing the first 3 games.

Scrolling twitter before bed and it’s all Joel Embiid praise

Shoutout the 1/41,000 odds or whatever lottery luck Shoutout Ace Bailey’s agent Shoutout whatever Paul George got suspended for Shoutout to the We Want Boston chants Shoutout James Harden for teaching Maxey to be a killer Shoutout Mike Muscala

I have watched this 100 times since last night and I never realized a Sixers team could do this, this is like Beautiful Game 2014 Spurs shit.

Gotta love Porter Martone and Denver Barkey’s reaction to Paul George’s behind the back pass + VJ Edgecombe dunk

“Charlie Kirk was never shot with a bullet… The explosive malfunctioned…” - “Iranian Hacker”

25’ 23’ Half of 21’

Essentially the same thing all Eagles fans said all year, "the play calling sucks" "we are so predictable" "everybody knows what plays they are gonna run" but those who don't pay attention blame J. Hurts 😕

Howie Roseman grabbed two of the pass catchers the evaluators I trust loved the most in this draft. And added a stud LB in a trade. That dude and that owner want to be the best every single year. Not many owner/GM combos can really say that. Far fewer than you think

cawing and flapping my arms like they're wings

The moment that Makai Lemon found out the Eagles were trading up to get him at No. 20 while he was the on the phone with the Steelers, who were planning to take him at No. 21.

This is INSANE. Omar is literally on the phone with Lemon. His family thinks he’s a Steeler. He asks Omar what the Eagles are doing. His agent runs over with a phone and tells him Philly traded for him. Incompetence.

🧵 THREAD 1/ Your daughter posts something online. She is 19. In college. Trying to figure out what she believes. She shares a political opinion that an algorithm flags as problematic. You do not see it happen. No one notifies you. No one tells her. But 72 hours later, her bank account is frozen. Her student loans are suspended. Her digital ID shows a compliance violation. And there is nothing you can do to protect her.