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@ladyloveseeker I’d say that’s unbelievable, but you’ve shared many of the offensive, outlandish things he’s said

So, he tells me I don't do enough to help him. Why? Because I told him that I had to start cooking my Easter supper for my family at noon tomorrow and wouldn't be able to clean more of his house.

@MannersMatter9 Frequently

Ever have those days where your just driving down the street and you're following a perfectly reasonable train of thought right that sharply turns into your feelings?

@timony001 @Thumperjoey0311 Of these 5 options? A and E are tied for worst. Reagan is the best of the options, followed by Obama and JFK.

🚨Important Q: Everyone better answer this one correctly!! Who WAS the worst president of the United States?

It's sundress season! Sundresses apparently cure depression! 😅🤣

@saltyminx2025 Good morning ☕️☕️

Morning… #tease #milf #cheatingwife #nsfw #goodgirl #badgirl #erotic

@Shamelescouple 🤔😏😉

Warning: Tequila makes my clothes fall off 🍋‍🟩

@FeralButterfly0 Choose your euphemism 😈 🥕🍆🌽🍾📏🌭🍭😏😉

I'd let him fill my Easter basket with his big carrot 🥕 🐰💋🦋 Did I mention those memes come with cheesy captions 😂

@FeralButterfly0 I'll take my chances . . . my self-preservation skills are above average and haven't failed me (yet, lol)

🤷‍♀️😂 YOLO 💋🦋

@jeepgirlsparks Agreed. It's one of the rare movies that I saw twice in a movie theater (it was THAT good).

I went and saw Project Hail Mary (new Ryan Gosling movie) w my bestie the other night... OMG, whaaaaat a good movie!!! If you're even slightly on the fence about this movie...Go See It. If you've never heard of it, Go See It. Awesome movie 🎥🍿🔥

@ladyloveseeker I know people who know an astronaut who knows the astronaut currently flying to the moon who fixed their toilet yesterday. Need me to work my connections to arrange a long-distance call to troubleshoot his toilet issues?

The bathroom that was covered in urine was gross enough, but today is so much worse. The toilet has become a water fountain. And he yells at me for not being able to fix it. I'm a THERAPIST, not a plumber.

@MannersMatter9 She’s also the $uck!ng ne gal?! Oh, hell no!!

@JD42801295 AND she's the FNG

Seriously, Lady. You need me to move 2 fucking names to a different column to match the previous version? Girl, I didn't format that file, your predecessor did.

@MannersMatter9 In a world where she can be most anything, choosing to be unhelpful and selfish are shining examples of what not to do.

@JD42801295 Aside for her penchant for passing work (even the simplest of tasks) off to EVERYONE else?

@karebear0806 My condolences for your loss and may your best friend’s memory forever be a blessing

Yesterday my oldest turned 16. 🥰 I also found out yesterday that my best friend passed away. 😭 What a way to annually remind me that life comes and goes.

Frequently, but not all the time though 😈😏😉

Enjoy #ChocolateMousseDay, @ToWriteHerWords!

@FeralButterfly0 😍🔥🔥🐇

Nothing says Easter spirit like biting the heads off chocolate bunnies 🐰🐇🐣😂🦋

@karebear0806 🔥🔥🔥🔥

- I would be slow and gentle with sprinkles of freak 😈 - I open to it. Just depends on the situation - everytime! - I have! I love the different tastes I come across