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JDJellyCouchLube
@JDCouchLube
🇺🇸Fuck couches, not democracy 🇺🇸🦅 *Not endorsed by Harris for President campaign
Katılım Ağustos 2024
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@MarkHamill Did you get your free bottle of couch sex lube?
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@lesleyabravanel @DemConvention Get that kid some free lube
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@vancefuckscouch we gotchu bro. DM us for some free couch lube.
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Beyoncé can sing her little heart out but she ain’t paying for your gas and groceries and mortgage. She’s not bringing back dead kids from fentanyl or getting women un-raped and un-murdered by federally permitted illegals.
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Sen. @ewarren: Trust Donald Trump and JD Vance to look after your family? Shoot, I wouldn't trust them to move my couch
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@ben_rosen I knew we’d get the special guest. Kind of offended we’re not on the podium.
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@CalltoActivism Find this kid. We’ll send a bottle of some couch lube, on us.
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Omg. Check out what just happened on live TV at the convention.
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@swimmerbr78 Find this kid. We’ll send him a bottle of some couch lube, on us.
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@BubblesLaRoux @TheWienerCircle We don’t suggest eating while fornicating the couch. Separate church and state.
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For the last two days of the DNC, we’re offering “The Weirdo Meal Deal.” It’s a 3” Trump Footlong, with a side of fries and soda, and a free bottle of JD Jelly Couch Sex Lube. Due to limited quantities, 20 lucky people who order it will get it. Enjoy it on your couch at home
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@SenWarren we wouldn’t trust those guys to help us move our couch either.
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@iamwesmoore @TheBearFX @TheWienerCircle Hope you got the Weirdo Meal Deal from @TheWienerCircle with the Trump Footlong (3")
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Last day of the DNC. Only a few Weirdo Meal Deals left. First come first serve. Grab your tiny Wieners and turn your couch into a love seat. @GovPritzker and @iamwesmoore we nominate you to come get some!
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Oh come on 🤣💀….MVP of the DNC goes to @TheWienerCircle!
The Wieners Circle@TheWienerCircle
For the last two days of the DNC, we’re offering “The Weirdo Meal Deal.” It’s a 3” Trump Footlong, with a side of fries and soda, and a free bottle of JD Jelly Couch Sex Lube. Due to limited quantities, 20 lucky people who order it will get it. Enjoy it on your couch at home
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@BlueRayLa @TheWienerCircle Most definitely should stop by. It's delicious. But if you need the lube now, we're here.
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@TheWienerCircle
I’ve never been here when I’ve been in Chicago but now I may just make a trip to come see y’all!! Love this!!!
The Wieners Circle@TheWienerCircle
For the last two days of the DNC, we’re offering “The Weirdo Meal Deal.” It’s a 3” Trump Footlong, with a side of fries and soda, and a free bottle of JD Jelly Couch Sex Lube. Due to limited quantities, 20 lucky people who order it will get it. Enjoy it on your couch at home
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