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Sam is the crazy girl you thought you could fix, but in the end she stabbed you in the chest with a cheese knife.

AYO DOSUNMU JUST BODIED JAMAL MURRAY. 36 POINTS AND COUNTING ON THE NIGHT.

In Jaden McDaniels eyes the most offensive thing someone can do is wear a jersey that does not say Timberwolves in it

Ant should’ve just fallen to the ground after this maybe they would’ve upgraded it to a flagrant but my GOAT is too ethical

what is this? a theater for ants??

NBA coaches: OKC grifts NBA players: OKC grifts NBA fans: OKC grifts NBA media: OKC grifts OKC Fan: I have absolutely no clue what all of you could possibly be talking about??? Guess you're just jealous

Giving away 2 first round NBA playoff tickets to a game of your choice. Eligibility rules are simple: 1) Like this 2) Retweet this 3) Follow @PlayProphetX Winner will be randomly chosen and notified this weekend.

@unrlco @mnwild @clojcollins

We’re giving away the ultimate UNRL x @mnwild Playoff Experience for Game 3 on 04.22. You will receive: + 2 Club level tickets + 2 Limited Edition UNRL x Wild Hoodies + 1 Signed Quinn Hughes Jersey To enter: Like, RT, & tag a friend. Must be following to win. 1 Winner from Instagram, X, or Facebook will be announced April 21st. No purchase necessary to enter.

hungry for it.

One year ago today…

Being blacked out on first ave at the parade after the Wolves win the NBA finals and Joe Ingles tosses me a beer into the crowd….. But that’s just me.

If the Pohlads are going to treat the Minnesota Twins like a business, guess what? That means the consumer gets to choose where they do their business, and the Wild, Timberwolves, and Vikings have shown that commitment. The marriage between Twins fans & the Pohlads is over.

@StarTribune There is no bigger Pohlad fellator on Earth than Souhan. This entire column is garbage. There is no fixing the relationship between fans and the Pohlads. The Pohlads are the abusive, lying, cheating boyfriend. They’ve NEVER acted in good faith. They’ve ONLY used the fans.

People dont talk about Torii Hunter enough. 9 Gold Gloves!

President Obama x Ant The duo you never knew you needed 💯

Told my barber I had no problem with Bam getting 83 and he didn’t talk to me for the rest of my cut

My wife and I eloped, but a month later we had a small party to celebrate with family and friends. Somewhere on the invitation we wrote, “bring an appetite,” which my wife’s Uncle Jerry misread as “bring an appetizer.” He showed up at the venue with a crockpot of enchiladas.

Updated resume: 2015 Teddy Bridgewater Supporter 2016 Sam Bradford Supporter 2017 Case Keenum Supporter 2018-2023 Kirk Cousins Supporter 2023 Josh Dobbs Supporter 2024 Sam Darnold Supporter 2024-x J.J. McCarthy Supporter 2026 Kyler Murray Supporter