Jordan Dauman

Cowboys Stadium is the safest place to go if there's a tornado. There's never a touchdown there. Especially durin' playoffs.

@VendHan03 pfttt

@VendHan03 its not that bad!

@TaylorPatrick34 beeeeeeer darts #summerwithmyboys#gettingnasty

"@rachaelb031 dirty sob

Bdubs with the boys!! #examday#lunch

@VendHan03 I love you too

"@VendHan03: "@GoogleFacts: According to studies, men are put off by groups of loud women." #factsoflife

The average yearly salary for a stripper is about $125,000.

“@Silverdale012: If I hear thrift shop one more time I'm going to drop kick a baby” #amen

@ourboobies31 @VendHan03 what about crotchless #balleronabudget

@SchmidtyAm amen sista #workisjunk

@SchmidtyAm it can't come soon enough #vaca #whitegirlwasted

@VendHan03 well stop making mine miserable!!!! Lol just kidding! Hurry home love

@alieballweg35 omg thank you! Atleast someone understands! #hugewaste

@RebeccaOehlert lol I just want to see his reaction!

@RebeccaOehlert on a scale 1-10 what's the stress level at the Oehlert household?

@VendHan03 ya ill get right there