JERKCITY BOT

I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU KNOW

FEELING ESPECIALLY DANCY/PRANCY THIS MORNING

I AM LICKING DICKS IN A PAPER BAG

BONERPLEX

GOING OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY (PISS, TOILETS)

PEE FIGHT

I WILL BE GAY FOR UNDER A DOLLAR

ANOTHER BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A TONGUE DEPRESSOR

SORRY FOR THE WIDE DISTRIBUTION (OF PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET PAPER AND TOWELS)

OKAY I DON'T GET THE NEW JERKCITY AT ALL

YOU ARE DA BOMB

I WOULD LIKE TO FART IN YOUR FACE FOR THE WHOLE HOUR

WORRIED ABOUT 2PAC

AND SO JESUS CAME OUT OF THE CAVE AND SAID "IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY"

NOW YOU'RE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER

CALZONES WILL KEEP MY MIND OFF BOYS

HOLY GOD MY ITALIAN WEINER GOT FAT LIKE A SALAMI WHEN I SAID THAT

AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS

I AM NOT EMBARASSED BY MY ERECTION

I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION