
JEWACULA
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JEWACULA
@JEWACULA
I am The Count! I love to count things, especially Gold! Ah ah ah! 🦇 The list? One … two … three, poof! 💜 if you are easily offended. begone!
Katılım Temmuz 2025
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🩸🎬 It begins…
Tonight the shadows come alive in Tales from the Count – Episode 1.
Secrets, scalpel laughs, and sinister tunnels await…
🔪🦇 Don’t miss the premiere.
#TalesFromTheCount #Horror
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@ACarthusia62479 You drive a hard bargain my friend. Put it on @adolfelmer’s tab.
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@JEWACULA Brooks Brothers would be a good start boss. Or I can see what I have in the store when I open in a little bit sire
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This is nuts
Isabel Brown@theisabelb
Teenagers are sharing photos of their AP U.S. Government textbooks, and the sheer amount of indoctrination is wildly disturbing. Apparently, Barack Obama is ideologically a right wing authoritarian. Hillary Clinton and George W Bush are entirely indistinguishable politically. Donald Trump is of course virtually the same as Hitler. @tedcruz is apparently more radically authoritarian than Fidel Castro AND Joseph Stalin..??!!?? @Linda_McMahon — can we expedite some major changes to American public education?
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@ShitpostGate Meanwhile Father:
"Aiyaaaah! Shooting gun won’t get you to Hah-vahd, ah? You think bang bang make you smart? No lah! Study lah! Book! Pen! No bullet! You want bullet, go army only! Hah-vahd no accept gun license, only SAT score!”
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@ACarthusia62479 Happy Passover 🕯️
No fear… your whole bloodline is safe under my watch.
Rest easy, loyal one. 🦇
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