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Successfully planned, helmed and executed my first Board meeting without any hitch nor error on my part💃🏽💃🏽 Here’s to more board meetings in the future

when someone tries whispering something but I'm low-key deaf

Spacious 3bedroom apartment for rent, seaside estate badore, Ajah. 2.5million.

this grandma asked me to help her with her bag, i didn't know how heavy the thing was and i nearly fell. instead of this woman to tell me sorry, she said 'but you have muscle' ????????????

@IndianotAsia Happy birthday in advance India

Big 30 on Sunday

@feed_the_rhino I am subscribing to YouTube. Someone told me the subscription would cover both the music and video app.

@JEzeugbor Going ad free for music improves the vibe sooo much. I reluctantly did it a while ago and have never regretted it since

YouTube ads comes up every 6-7minutes. Double ads that cannot be skipped. Spotify ads play after three songs, sometimes two songs. Three unskippable ads. I might have to make a decision soon on which platform to choose for my music subscription.

These sharp delivery drivers from Temu are kinda dull and nonchalant.

I wonder which one of them is the mole?🥲

Your votes actually count. Parts of it gets rigged, but it counts. If it doesn't, politicians won't invest hundreds of millions in vote buying. Rigging is mathematically limited, and if the gap is huge enough, you can't close it. Get your PVC.

i've used it twice for coconut rice & jollof out of shea curiosity 😏

Life so private no one knows I once went to a poetry show hungry af and a gent came chatting me up for a few only to see him again on stage performing a poem about girls who hide hunger with lipstick

The depth of my clumsiness shocks me🤦🏽‍♀️

I took up embroidery as a hobby. Naturally, because I just started, I am quite slow. My grandma just walked past me and said she will not live to see my finished work 😭😭😭 GWORL?? 😭🤣

So my friend figured out her baby daddy was using her car to cheat on her while shes at work. She found a condom wrapper under the seat . But instead of arguing she played it cool put a tracker in the car n told him to drop her off like normal. As soon as he dropped her off I pulled up n picked her up and we followed the car so we could she WHO THE GIRL WAS. We followed the car to some apartments parked around the corner and walked the rest of the way so he wouldn’t notice my car . We creeped up like 2 roaches looking through the windshield and saw him getting his SOUL SNATCHED . My friend lost every bit of home training she opened the door n just started SWINGING on the girl . She pull her out the car and the girl TALL than a mf n she start getting down on my friend so I jump in. After one swing connected I KNEW this wasn’t no regular b****. She start tearing BOTH us up at the same time. Come to find out she a whole trans lady. Her baby daddy pull off and LEAVES US helpless in the parking lot . So I took off running to my car cuz at this point this ain’t my business and she should have never called me up for this ridiculousness . She can play Now That’s Tv by her d*mn self. NEVER AGAIN !

Elevator went off while I was inside it today. I had to use my fingers to pry it open and get out. I’ve never been so scared before. In my panic, I felt the elevator would loose tension and plunge to the ground floor 😐

MANGO SEASON IS UPON USSSSSSS THE GREATEST FRUIT IN THE WORLD!!

*Leo wakes up from a successful mustache surgery* Where’s Pedro???? Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache. RT if you cried.

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

Me and my tiny signature I made when I was in primary 6. Now every time I sign a serious document, they ask if that is my signature 😭😭😭