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Has there ever been a case where a defense attorney was just overwhelmed with guilt for defending a client that was too evil to defend? Or are they all sociopaths?

Has there ever been a case where a defense attorney was just overwhelmed with guilt for defending a client that was too evil to defend? Or are they all sociopaths?

39,000 people signed up for the June LSAT, recession indicator.

Every lawyer wants a marketing strategy. Nobody wants to go to a networking event on a Tuesday night. That's the strategy.

When defending depositions, I like to make objections using a Cookie Monster voice because there's no written indication of it in the transcript, and so it's funny to read when opposing counsel asks me to stop doing it out of nowhere.

Almost 7 years as a lawyer and I’ve figured out that the best cure for imposter syndrome is simply dealing with other lawyers. I mean I’m fucking dumb but some of you mother fuckers barely have a pulse

*Something remotely math related is mentioned around lawyers* Nobody: Not a person: Not a single person: “Well I went to law school, not…..math school!” - a lawyer All of the lawyers:

Good lawyers know the law, great lawyers know exactly when they need to take a vacation so they don’t burn out.

this angle is crazy. Hurley is a physcopath lmaooo

NEW: Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla. Dayton Webber, 27, who has no arms & legs and was featured on ESPN, is accused of shooting 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells during an argument. "Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat," a local report from Fox 5 said. "He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police." Webber then allegedly drove off with Wells' body in the car. It's completely unclear how Webber was able to fire a weapon, considering he doesn't have fingers. "It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone," said Diane Richardson, Charles County Sheriff's Office. Webber faces first and second-degree murder charges. Video: ESPN