James Ward

@TudorBlue @ScottyMillsy93 Huw

Contrary to reports, I wasn’t sacked by the BBC…

@KirstieMAllsopp @L_Alexander20 You should see his LinkedIn profile now. Very impressive

@L_Alexander20 better get an early night if you are job hunting.

@Aiannucci hear me out… a spin off to the thick of it, set in present day Britain. Malcolm Tucker is back but not as you think. He’s launched a podcast with… Peter Manion

@nouniform Was possibly the most disappointing gig I’ve ever been to

Just been to see Todd Terje and he didn't play Inspector Norse. 🫤

@PeterHanson89 @GillibrandPeter We lost a legend

@GillibrandPeter @JGRWard 💛

“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal?” A Member of Parliament in Australia pays tribute to an icon in a speech at the New South Wales Legislative Assembly. 😂

@wolfofx @Adz_Green

8. Techno Train Nürnberg" is a 7-hour rave on a non-stop train ride through scenic Bavaria, from Nuremberg to Munich. twitter.com/AweInspireMe/s…

5. The Alaska Railroad offers year-round rail transportation across nearly 500 miles of remote and wild landscapes in Alaska.

How can #SheffieldChamber Membership open doors? 🗣️ I came to realise that even a small business like mine, can, in fact, have an impact on international companies and vice versa. - @JGRWard after a trip made possible by Sheff Chamber Membership 👉 bit.ly/3RrFszq

@theJeremyVine Hey Jeremy. I really like you and your show on radio 2 but you’re living up to the ‘bike nonce’ name a certain ex footballer gave you. Sorry

Anyone else been “sat in a provocative position” this week?

Listening to @RestIsFootball and never thought I’d hear Sassicaia being mentioned in a football podcast. Turns out @MicahRichards has good/expensive taste in wine!

@footballfunnys If you ordered pep guardiola from wish

Name: Ten Hag Expectation: Alex Ferguson Hairstyle: Guardiola Performance: Sam Allardyce 😂😂😂

@liamgazza @FinTaylorcomedy Hahahahaha I love this man

@FinTaylorcomedy This has killed me @JGRWard

Straight Eye

That awful moment when you run your hands through your hair and it takes a week to reach your hairline #timeforatransplant

@LiamAlex89 @StephenMulhern

@JGRWard @StephenMulhern Please don’t pull me into your algorithm!

I’ve just read about someone’s life… and it’s unbelievable! Who do you think it is?

@LiamAlex89 @StephenMulhern Need to stop tagging you in his posts because now they keep coming up in my feed

@JGRWard @StephenMulhern 🤮

This is a slaughter #shunew

@StephenMulhern @LiamAlex89

Just getting ready backstage before the show…

Braverman, "We've just recruited 20,000 additional police officers" Secker, "You recruited 3,000 additional officers because you lost 20,000 since 2010" Braverman, "That's wrong. We have a record number of police officers, ever" Secker, "You've got 149,000 officers at the moment. There were 146,000 in 2010. So absolutely, you have got 3,000 more officers" Braverman, "Yeah, we've got a record number of police officers, ever in the history of policing."

I would like just one ‘food influencer’ to show me their CV. Describing food you eat from a foood truck as ‘amazing’ ‘elite’ or ‘jacked up’ does not mean you know what you’re talking about, it just means you like food. #fuckfoodinfluencers

@Ottojizzmark Three lumps of coal painted green

Name something you might find in Therese Coffey's handbag.