Jorge Gutierrez Jr.

Headed to Bobby Bowden International Airport tonight. Few days in Tally for business and pleasure. @SeminoleLegacy @SeminoleBooster @FSUBaseball

I gave up on LIV when they started letting players wear shorts during tournaments. #respectthegame

@ATRightMovies Jaws

Four days post tooth extraction. Let’s try a new pain reliever. #miserable

Met my wife at an FSU sunday afternoon keg party 32 years ago today. Don't ever say nothing good comes from day drinking.

@MLBPipeline @AriyaMassoudi @OKC_comets @Dodgers @FSUBaseball Won’t be long now..

THREE-HOMER GAME FOR JAMES TIBBS III 🚀🚀🚀 Make it 7 homers in the first 8 games of the year for the Triple-A @OKC_comets! @Dodgers | @FSUBaseball

Starting 51st year with something special

@alt_w_v_g This is phenomenal. Well done.

Went to my son's career day yesterday The teacher said each parent gets 3 minutes I asked if there was a hard stop or if this was more of a "suggested timeline" She said 3 minutes The dad before me was a firefighter. The kids loved it. He brought a helmet. Let them try it on. Very theatrical. My son whispered "don't worry, you're going to do great." I wasn't worried. I brought a pitch deck. Objects aligned perfectly horizontally and vertically. 14 slides. One appendix. Two scenario analyses. A waterfall chart I stayed up until 11pm simplifying so a 5 year old could follow the value creation framework. Slide one: "What is a CFO." Slide two: "What is EBITDA." Slide three: "Why EBITDA matters." Slide four: "Why adjusted EBITDA matters more." I lost the room at slide one. One kid asked if I help people. I said I help companies become more efficient. He asked if that means I fire people. I said no, we right-size. He started crying. The teacher stepped in. Said maybe we could do a Q&A instead. Great pivot. Very collaborative. A girl in the front row asked what I make. I said Excel spreadsheets and PowerPoint decks. She said "my mom makes cupcakes." Different verticals. My son stood up and said "my dad makes companies worth more money so the people who own them can sell them for a lot of money." Dead silence. The teacher said "that's... one way to describe it." My son said "it's the only way to describe it." I have never been more proud of anything in my entire life. I told him that in the car. He said "thanks, can we get Chick-fil-A." My son asked if the expense was tax deductible. One could argue I'm teaching my son more than the teacher. We got Chick-fil-A. Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

Working on Spanish marketing using AI at 5am. Not a bad first version.

Starting the birthday weekend with a settlement on Monday’s trial.

Daughter has a great job lined up three months before grad school graduation. The end of 💰🚂 is near.

SC mountains yesterday. Biscayne Bay today.

Bad lawyers Bad Deponents Just painful to deal with today.

These sunrises never get old.

Spring break in SC but still grinding.

Sometimes I miss the real newspaper

@AslanHodges I could listen to Link talk all day.

Wake up, babe. Link dropped another banger.

Who is gonna save us now that Chuck Norris is gone. #rip youtu.be/PJTb9EdYZDg

@ZBlostein247 Just the Irish kid having some fun.

NEWS: FSU kicker arrested on charges of battery and obstructing an officer with violence Read: 247sports.com/college/florid…

@NolesUnis Take the over.

If we all bet the under we'll get that buyout money in no time.