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Jorge Gutierrez Jr.

Jorge Gutierrez Jr.

@JGutierrezJr

Board Certified Civil Trial Lawyer/Sportsman/Real Estate Investor/Florida State Platinum Chief/Bowden Society/Alum '96/Nole Dad x2. Not in any particular order.

South Florida Katılım Ekim 2008
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Met my wife at an FSU sunday afternoon keg party 32 years ago today. Don't ever say nothing good comes from day drinking.
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Went to my son's career day yesterday The teacher said each parent gets 3 minutes I asked if there was a hard stop or if this was more of a "suggested timeline" She said 3 minutes The dad before me was a firefighter. The kids loved it. He brought a helmet. Let them try it on. Very theatrical. My son whispered "don't worry, you're going to do great." I wasn't worried. I brought a pitch deck. Objects aligned perfectly horizontally and vertically. 14 slides. One appendix. Two scenario analyses. A waterfall chart I stayed up until 11pm simplifying so a 5 year old could follow the value creation framework. Slide one: "What is a CFO." Slide two: "What is EBITDA." Slide three: "Why EBITDA matters." Slide four: "Why adjusted EBITDA matters more." I lost the room at slide one. One kid asked if I help people. I said I help companies become more efficient. He asked if that means I fire people. I said no, we right-size. He started crying. The teacher stepped in. Said maybe we could do a Q&A instead. Great pivot. Very collaborative. A girl in the front row asked what I make. I said Excel spreadsheets and PowerPoint decks. She said "my mom makes cupcakes." Different verticals. My son stood up and said "my dad makes companies worth more money so the people who own them can sell them for a lot of money." Dead silence. The teacher said "that's... one way to describe it." My son said "it's the only way to describe it." I have never been more proud of anything in my entire life. I told him that in the car. He said "thanks, can we get Chick-fil-A." My son asked if the expense was tax deductible. One could argue I'm teaching my son more than the teacher. We got Chick-fil-A. Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone
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Jorge Gutierrez Jr.@JGutierrezJr·
Working on Spanish marketing using AI at 5am. Not a bad first version.
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Starting the birthday weekend with a settlement on Monday’s trial.
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Daughter has a great job lined up three months before grad school graduation. The end of 💰🚂 is near.
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SC mountains yesterday. Biscayne Bay today.
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Bad lawyers Bad Deponents Just painful to deal with today.
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