Jerome Horwitz Elementary

George Beard and Harold Hutchins to report to Principal Krupp's office IMMEDIATELY. We thought you were finally done with these ridiculous comic books. Also, Mr. Krupp would like to know what a "manga" is. #captainunderpants

We are currently looking to hire a new school superintendent as our previous one has demoted himself to principal as part of an evil plan or something, i dont know i wasnt really paying attention at the staff meeting

Whoever keeps putting these plushies of a naked superhero in Mr. Krupp's office, please stop immediately.

Jessica Gordon just got detention for trying to pierce Other Sophie's ears with a safety pin in the girl's bathroom

Our P.E teacher Mr. Meaner is excited to announce his new invention: Rid-O-Kid 2000! Is your kid too annoying? Don't worry, now you can lobotomize then with a simple spray can!

@FizzyFroglet @ohkaypolice theyre going to federal prison without parole

@JHE_Offical @ohkaypolice FREE MY BOYS

@ohkaypolice It's the newest item on our lunch menu 😋

@JHE_Offical Colloidal Silver is just really in this year

We'd like to introduce everyone to our newest members of faculty: Zorxette, Klaxette and Jenniferette, our new lunch ladies! When asked why they were green they said "haha don't worry about it"

@ninjacarp_ Precisely our thoughts too! We wouldn't want our food being handled by someone inexperienced who might tarnish the integrity of our lovely cafeteria!

@JHE_Offical The green most likely means they have experience! You know how those leftovers are haha

@Micsav2Cd because they look awesome. next question

@JHE_Offical Why are they wearing cowboy boots

Our English teacher Ms. Ribble would like everyone to know that she has finally snapped

The sign tells insidious lies. Do not trust it.

I can hear Mr. Krupp quietly repeating "tra-la-la" to himself over and over from his office. what.

We'd like to wish a very happy birthday to our principal Mr. Benjamin Krupp! 3x winner of the International Worst Principal award! We really wouldn't be the school we are today without him 🤗

@xxcoldmeat I don't know what that means but i asked George and Harold this question and they look horrified

@JHE_Offical Is that Yuri?

A reminder that parent-teacher conferences are on tomorrow! I sure hope all of your parents like you because the teachers do not have nice things to say

@Tree_HouseComix Detention

@JHE_Offical What's the prize?

Would the students who did this please report to Principal Krupp's office? We just wanna talk

@Tree_HouseComix We're going to give you a prize to reward you for such great work on this little project

@JHE_Offical 🤨 talk about what

If you're struggling in class we can assign you a peer tutor but so far the only student who's put thier name down to be a tutor is Melvin Sneedly and honestly I think I'd rather flunk