Jacob Simmons

People think of Hollywood/ Broadway as “glamorous” or “shiny” but when ur a black artist, rarely do you get to be that. More often you are called upon to rebirth trauma, as that is the majority of the history. May the day come when stories of victory outweigh stories of pain.

Misogynists can’t handle that Greta destroyed their daddy so they’re inventing new coping mechanisms

Bears are like the….bears of the woods.

“Brush your teeth! Now, boom! Orange Juice! That’s life!” -Detective JJ Bittenbinder

in my reading era

@youtooz This is truly a purple guy moment

The journey continues… Experience the action-packed gameplay of Star Wars Jedi: Survivor @thegameawards – streaming live Dec. 8: thegameawards.com #StarWarsJediSurvivor

*is drawing on chalk board* (epiphany) “Guys, guys. Circumstances, sometimes….they do things.” (pause.) *continues drawing on chalk board*

More people live in the green area than the blue area

it’s giving thanks *hair flip*

I had a dream that I tried to kill a vampire, but then we fell in love and I showed her my scrapbook that doesn’t exist. Wonder what that was about…

@sx6pilled I appreciate the options, but I was referring to the classic “humans best-friend” dog. I guess for some people that could be feet too. I don’t know about anything anymore.

I need to see some dogs right fucking now.

You all made my morning :)

Danger presented by Indiana

I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.

Apparently Mischa was in some sort of roller coaster accident? Not sure why he didn’t mention this to us sooner

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@MeltACoaster @JHSimmons_ I was shook that y’all were able to do that