Asking gay customers at the restaurant to pick between me or @alexusescommas2 to be their server is my new favorite trend
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The Donner Party Planner
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The Donner Party Planner
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My tweets and spelling errors are my own/ they’re not yours, they are my own.
ÜT: 35.93044,-79.033941 Katılım Aralık 2008
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My bank needs to stop sending me notifications telling me my credit card statement is available. None of my business!
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I never want to hear the phrase “Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol” ever again
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@alexusescommas2 And he’s gay which is even more infuriating
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I’ve been saying this!! (Literally talk passionately about it a lot)
rasmus IS sexistential@rasmusbravado
the song is called DANCING on my own and he made a boring ballad of it you can’t dance to, he completely missed the entire point
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Not tipping at least 20% on a corporate card is actually evil on so many levels
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review:
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fries were overrated
demon sauce definitely slaps and is hella purple
hunter sauce is literally just sweet chili tho
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about to absolutely fuck this up on this fine tuesday evening
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At first glance I thought that was Teresa Guidice folding laundry or something
Info Oklou@infooklou
Oklou - choke enough / Camila Cabello - B.O.A.T. (underscores hyperpop mix)
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@justin_al3x All the most handsome men in my life do this
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may next year finally be the year i make it to big ears
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Clearly the only millennial at the Rochelle Jordan show because my arms are UP!
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