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@MikeyOver1 Masterful

I have never seen a better executed order for the table in my life Down to the details: - napkin tuck for order - upping portion sizes in a blink - the Bao Bun execution - asking the server for recs - politeness and complete control of the room Wow.

@htomufc Kovac stealing my FM24 tactics / recruitment sheet

3-0 Dortmund, all three goals coming from crosses, did a bit of research before the game & found it pretty interesting that their average height in their XI was 6ft2in and they’ve scored 16 goals from crosses, the most in the Bundesliga.

@John_B58 Love the 1 David James sub appearance, given its context 🤣

Twenty-four years after making his debut, James Milner, 40, will equal the record for most Premier League appearances if he features for Brighton against Crystal Palace on Sunday. Gareth Barry though 👏👏👏

@BillEdgarTimes @JacquiOatley It’s not quite the Kurtanovics

Wolves squad includes: Angel Gomes (signed on loan tonight) João Gomes Rodrigo Gomes Toti Gomes Only instance of a league club fielding 4 players who share a surname: Crewe’s Keith Jones, Dick Jones, David Jones and Mervyn Jones v Workington in 4th tier in 1960 @JacquiOatley

@FootballSwissEN @FCBasel1893 Calves it

If it was even possible, Xherdan Shaqiri carves his legacy even deeper into FC Basel's history with a 94th-minute winner in the der Klassiker against Zurich. He is indisputable. 👑 📸 @FCBasel1893

@WarMonitor3 Rowing or rugby 7s

Off topic, but serious question: what’s actually the most physically challenging sport?

@adi_dasslerWSAG @AFTVMedia Spot on.

@AFTVMedia It’s a lazy jibe. We’ve heard it a million times. It’s boring. But forget the scouser bashing angle to it. I’m staggered that anyone living in Britain for the last 10-15 years thinks that mocking poverty, and in particular food poverty, wouldn’t make them look a total cunt.

Robbie shares his thoughts on the chant incident against Everton yesterday! 🤔 #AFTV

@juniorkingpp Dawg

Got some hungover people at the house this morning

@ballondor How does 5th have 0 points?

👏 Luis Enrique and Sarina Wiegman, by far elected coaches of the year! #ballondor

@nocontextfm1 Some side, this

Who remembers when Football Manager used to have the arrows?! 😍

Guys, you've invented "holidays"

@LFC_PAUL_ Confidence.

There was a time this brother was levels above Konate, and we were all eager to see him paired with VVD every gameweek. How it never worked out for him is still a mystery

@TavernFootball Choo choo choo, that train across the floor!

Don't see enough Nigel's in the game anymore do you? Let's put an end to that. Name a Nigel that has any connection to football in the past or present day.

@ibouu38 MLS

trent is such a dickhead because he’ll probably stay at madrid for 4 or 5 years and then what? it’s not like he’s welcome back in liverpool 😭

@GonzoGeorgism @FB_granit Goals scored, and then head to head record

@FB_granit Yeah just saw that. I wondered what the 2nd tiebreaker is. That‘s very good news.

- If Frankfurt loses against Freiburg, Dortmund only need to win with a 2 goal difference against Kiel - If Frankfurt wins, Dortmund automatically qualify - If Frankfurt draw against Freiburg, Dortmund only need to win to qualify This is the only ways for Dortmund to go UCL

@Tactical_Times Saving him for next season - Slot doesn’t want to reveal the secret weapon in dead rubbers.

Chiesa is still the mystery for me. Seemingly left out today simply because. There is no pressure on results, he is apparently fit, he looks fine in the 2-minute cameos he had. It is the perfect time for him. So what is the reason Slot refuses to give him his chance.

@fiago7 We’ve been there before with BVB and ‘onlys’ - let’s wait until the game is done

Frankfurt facing Freiburg next week on the final matchday. That means Dortmund only need to beat relegated Kiel by at least 2 goals and they’re in the Champions League next season. I told you 👀

How it feels to pronounce 'Inter' as 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenterrrrr'

Beautiful ‘see ya later’ from Pascal Groß there!

@fiago7 Verrückt