JOHN HOLLIOAKE

@0xkiel_ Mark it just a pillock who thinks people take any notice of him.

Mark Cuban says Elon Musk texted him "f*ck you" and called him a racist after he criticized Tesla. "I had his number and I texted him congrats on your 97th kid and he text me back ‘Mars needs kids.’ then I said something about a Tesla and he just sends me a text saying fuck you.” He’s called me racist, he’s called me poop emoji multiple times... that just gives me license to f*uck with him even more.”

@MbarkCherguia Elon

if aliens landed on the earth tomorrow, and you had to pick one person to represent humanity, it would be: 1. Elon Musk 2. Bill Gates 3. Jeff Bezos 4. Mark Zuckerberg

@krassenstein Yeah, and if you make a $10 drug $600, that’s 60 times as expensive! So what? I reckon someone getting the $10 drug is doing pretty well. You people just love bullshit don’t you!

OMFG! RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." No, you imbecile. That’s a 98.33% drop. No math besides make-believe math makes it 600%.

@Geniustechw You could try a toilet.

What say you?!

@wakeupusa Don’t let her come here - Pllleeeasssssee!!!!

What's your message to Barbra Streisand?

@Earl_555 @DaleSteyn62 Probably the brains trust’s fault, they obviously didn’t tell the batsmen, if that’s what U call them - get a single & get Green on strike, don’t try to be Rohit’s or Kholi’s. They obviously couldn’t think for themselves and wanted to be hero’s. It’s getting worse by the game.

@DaleSteyn62 He is giving strike to tailenders instead of finishing off the game, not only is he not good but he is brain dead too.

This guy is no good

@Earl_555 @DaleSteyn62 There R some real crackers on this thread, I suppose the same lot will be saying that Bumrah, not a wicket this IPL season so far, is failing to deliver. Is it any wonder people R turning off this IPL - after all it’s just crash & bash & not really cricket. Is it?

@Oceanbreeze473 Except for Whitewater being the start.

Young Bill & Hillary Clinton in the 1970s. Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just true love.

@esjesjesj What are you talking about - you appear to be the racist here!

How fucking racist and insane do you have to be to call Covid “the wuhan virus”

@TristanSnell So????

Elon Musk didn’t go to the moon. Jeff Bezos didn’t go to the moon. NASA went to the moon.

@wakeupusa Proof that he is a Lemon

Don Lemon said that Michelle Obama is much better looking than Melania Trump. Do you agree?

@shouq_al90149 In a toilet, I hope that helps.

Where do?

@bhogleharsha Yeah except for all the BS. This IPL season could be the end of it all. It’s beyond being watchable this time. That and having to put up with most of the commentators. Granted there are a couple worth having the sound on for.

The #IPL has to be one of the greatest sporting phenomenons in the world at the moment

@DeathBowlerr And therein lies the problem. If it gets much worse they mind find cricket becomes obsolete. What a disgrace.

Unpopular Opinion but I think Kieron Pollard was a DISGRACE to the Gentleman's Game 🤨

@AntiLeftMemes He didn’t explode.

@Kristinartz Walter, you Wally.

There is no male name with a "W" other than William and Wilson. It does not exist, it is impossible🤔

@nobleisawinner Nope, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t had a few tears about race for some.

@wakeupusa Get the @CommBank to help - that’ll fix him for good. They are past masters at dishonesty as well.

Got some advice for him?

@AshleyRindsberg It won’t change the present useless organization - it’s already useless.

She's being positioned to be next UN Secretary General. God help us.

@WG_RumblePants Glad I wasn’t there.

And he still didn’t get an England recall. In fact, didn’t Strauss call him shortly afterwards to tell him that, no matter how many runs he scored, he wouldn’t play for England again? I’m not usually on KP’s side, but it feels like he was hard done by on that occasion.