JohnnyInTX_Reinvented

Get Off Me, AB!

Hide your nuts…

I can't wait to see the contortions that Vance and Rubio gotta do to run in 28. Yoga's gonna be jealous as shit.

@ScottJenningsKY Oh Scott you'll say anything to humm cock.

🚨After receiving a briefing from a Senior TRUMP Administration Official on the status of the Iran negotiations (someone in the know & not just speculating), I can tell you the following: -USA IS NOT GIVING IRANIANS MONEY FOR NOTHING. All speculation and propaganda to the contrary is false. Some hardline elements of Iran’s govt (IRGC) have pushed fake stories & propaganda to try to kill this negotiation. -Iran deal is NOT done (95%, but still haggling over some language). No deal being signed today. May be a few more days before this is done. -Iran will NOT get any money or sanctions relief up front. -Iran must turn over nuclear stockpile to get anything. USA position is that failure to meet deal commitments means Iran gets nothing. -Long term USA objective is preventing Iran from having nuclear weapon. -Initial deal point is to re-establish free flow of commerce by reopening Strait of Hormuz. Deal should have 2 phases: Step 1 - Open Strait of Hormuz. Give world economy breathing room. Iran agrees to give up enriched uranium. Step 2 - Get the nuclear material turned over. Only then can Iran get sanctions relief. Bottom line: goal is to make a deal that lowers costs for Americans, calms world energy markets, and guarantees that Iranians cannot have a nuclear weapon over the long term. We aren’t there yet. Iran takes forever to get you a response on even small things. But we are close although it still could be a few days. “If we get what we are demanding, this is going to be a historic deal,” SAO says. SAO sounds prepared to do no deal at all if all Iran will do is a “bad deal.” SAO admits deal could fall apart yet. But if a deal is reached, SAO expects very senior USA admin officials to take part in a signing ceremony of some sort. Iran has agreed in principle to the framework but there are still a couple points USA isn’t satisfied with. 95% done. But literally changing words sometimes requires days in Iran’s system. Haggling over language. But USA feels like we have a commitment on nuclear stockpile and on opening Strait of Hormuz. If IRAN doesn’t deliver on commitments, they get nothing. “Iran’s ability to project power is a lot more limited than it was two months ago,” SAO says. “Their industrial base for building ballistic missiles has been substantially destroyed.”

@edgonecrazy Papa Nachos. 🔥

@JIT_Part2 Donde?

Happy Sunday! 😉🥳

@RamboEsq216 @robertkelly #GotMilk

@robertkelly Those are some lovely juggs.

Favorite photo of the weekend Can you guess why?

Tell me someone that can do it all and I'll introduce you my lil buddy Marco.

@LizInFallsCity More retard clones should do this. CONGRATS!

Let's go get a freaking diploma!!!

Why everybody acting like Kyle Busch was loved by all?

@ipachik4ever @BlooHatfan Yeah what's that?! 🧐🚨😏

A #MemorialDay tradition…🤣 love you soooo much @BlooHatfan

@marklevinshow Shut up Levin. You're nothing more than Eddie Munster grown up.

There's something serious ill with this lady.  She loved me and stalked me, now she hates me and stalks me.  She's all over the map the last few months, utterly incoherent.  I don't know what's going on but it is beyond strange and definitely unhealthy.   thehill.com/homenews/media…

Did that Medical ship get to Greenland yet? 😏

@ScrapIronLiver @shakes2011 @luvmy2girls4evr

@shakes2011 👀

@Evan_in_Oregon @iKalebHenry @buildth3DAM Being a stoner really does make you lose a lot of cool stuff.

@iKalebHenry @buildth3DAM That’s about the same amount of fans they get at their home games too

Oregon fans didn't travel to support their team and that's the Big Ten's fault.

East Bay Troy when he hears the Giants won a game

@AdamKinzinger @FoxNews Laura Horse-face will be the first to full throat guzzle the jizz.

Will be interesting to see @foxnews try to shovel this horse balls of a deal down its viewers throats, and explain why allowing Iran to have $25 bills and control of the strait and keeping their nukes is making America great again. Good luck

@erjmanlasvegas Maybe focus on your Cavs not getting swept. 😜

He asked for a piece of gum, she rolled her eyes, looked away and said last one while he talked to someone else. They’re on the rocks

@ReichlinMelnick Have you seen his face? He's a disgusting pig

I will never get used to this kind of obscenity being used in an official statement by the White House Communication Director. The White House no longer aspires to lead from a higher moral vantage point, it seeks to fight in the mud with the pigs.

@StevenCheung47 Hey, Wang Chung bulldog face- STFU.

Mike Pompeo has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. He should shut his stupid mouth and leave the real work to the professionals. He’s not read into anything that’s happening, so how would he know.

It's Part 2 Ballroom justification day again. 😂