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"Spider-Man..."
"Thanks to him we've got all kinds of costumed FREAKS running around our fair city!"
"Do you want the scoop on each of that menaces crimes! Follow our newsletter for the latest news!"
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J Jonah Jameson
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J Jonah Jameson
@JJJDaily_Bugle
"Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!"
Katılım Nisan 2026
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"Watch it Parker..."
ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ@ThwippedQuips
"Like your son being the Man Wolf? Shall we bring that up again?"
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"Oh please, I give it a week before reports of her robbing a bank show up YET AGAIN!"
ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ@ThwippedQuips
Have to admit that the Cat is capable of change just like anyone else. Food for thought, Jonah."
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"Lies? I'm insulted Parker."
"Now am I saying taking down that Fisk guy is bad? No...BUT WHAT IS BAD is all the property damage, letting another criminal-The Black Cat-Get away!"
ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ@ThwippedQuips
Regards to their findings instead of spewing lies to the public."
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"Speaking of pictures, what pictures do you have for me today!"
"I need something worthy of the front page! Heard he was running around with that known criminal Black Cat again!"
"Pfft, hangs out with a well known thief and still people think he's a hero..."
ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ@ThwippedQuips
"I've been here since an hour ago, working on the website you hired me to manage. On top of that, not many other photographers are vying to photographers Spider-Man since he is so hard to catch on camera. So I'm your only option, Jonah. I can only go as fast as I can."
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"Ohh so you can hear me, hm? So you're just...NOT listening? What's the excuse this time?!"
"You're 3 minutes late! We're not getting any younger here Parker! There's only 24 hours in a day and you're wasting it!"
"Give me some front page news! NOW! We've got a deadline!"
ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ@ThwippedQuips
"Sir, the whole building can hear you...."
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"PARKER!!!"
"WHERE IS PARKER?! HE'S LATE!"
"WILL SOMEONE GET HIM IN HERE!"
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❝ 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝑰 𝑫𝑶𝑵𝑻 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬 𝑰𝑻 ❞
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۟@godsfell
oh, don’t try and take his suffering away from him—— he’d be lost without it.
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ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ
ℙ𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕣/𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟
ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕪 ℝℙ
𝕄𝕍/𝕄𝕊
𝕄𝔻ℕ𝕀 𝟚𝟙+
#MarvelRP #MVRP #ComicBookRP #FantasyRP
-LAUGHING MATTER! So I ask you Spider-Man fans?"
"Why support someone who doesn't take ANYTHING SERIOUSLY?! Lines are open for a conversation...PROVE ME RIGHT!"
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"Spider-Man's been getting a lot of support lately...Now is it deserved..."
"NO! Sure he's stopped a few crimes, BUT LOOK AT HIM NOW! ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS HAVE GOTTEN TO HIS HEAD!!!"
"LOOK AT HIM SWINGING AROUND THE CITY LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE!!! AND THE JOKES! CRIME IS NO-
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J Jonah Jameson retweetledi
“ 𝑴𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑿-𝑴𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆:
𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆, 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆,
𝒂𝒏𝒅,
𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚, 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈. ”
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"PRINT IT!"
"SPIDER-MAN SEEN RUNNING AROUND YET AGAIN WITH THE BLACK CAT! A KNOWN CRIMINAL!"
"What? What do you mean they were stopping a robbery?! Obviously they were stopping it so they could rob the place themselves! THINK PEOPLE!"
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"Yeah, but it's just the headline-"
"WILL SOMEONE BRING ME A CAMERA?!"
"Gotta say, it's nice to finally meet someone who has their eyes open!"
Less mad mage Thistle@Delgals_Brother
"Elf. Singular, i dont represent my whole race. In fact i'd say i actually represent a vast minority of us." "....I do mildly dislike that man you are correct on that, i find him rather annoying on television and radio."
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"See that! The elf thing gets it!"
"HOLD ON, SOMEONE GET A CAMERA! Would you put that in writing?"
"I can see the hidelines now! Even elves hate the wall crawling menace!"
Less mad mage Thistle@Delgals_Brother
"...The red man swinging all over the american city leaving webs everywhere? He sounds like a bother."
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"What do you want?"
"You got 3 seconds!"
"2 seconds!"
"COME ON, HURRY UP!"
"1 SECOND"!
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"COFFEE! GO!"
"HURRY OR YOU'RE FIRED! WHO ARE YOU?!"
"DO YOU WORK HERE?! YOU WON'T FOR LONG!"
Giovanni Potage@Gi0vanniP0tage
"What? Who's P-What? What is happening?"
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