JJ Parizeau

@SunlessKhan @RocketLeague Great and funny player title 👏 (Best title in the game)

Finding video participants is going to be so easy now! Thanks @RocketLeague ❤️

@skelewhor I feel like the disconnect comes from lack of learning / not being able to accept correction. Most people are uncomfortable taking correction as the opportunity to learn more imo

@skelewhor Rip, I feel that

the fact that people above me make so much more than me and still cannot comprehend that a JPG that is smaller than 100x100 pixels is going to print blurry and i cannot just "enhance it" is just incredible.

@brgtbrwn Genius idea Didn’t they do that in the Matrix? 🤔

we should invent a battery that can be charged by body heat

@2FastRL pain

Describe Rocket League in 5 words or less.

@saramichelIe Things you don’t think of as a man

tipping Lyft drivers big solely for not kidnapping me 😌🥰

@skelewhor Lol I completely agree

the fact that craigslist has kept the same UI for YEARS baffles me. someone needs to tell craig he can't keep doing this.

@skelewhor Big brain, now he’s ready for winter

me: " why tf did you drink antifreeze?" coworker: "because it smells good and tasted like juice!"

@FrostEsportsRL Plat 3, I’ve been playing since it went free to play, so about a year

What rank in rocket league are you and how long did it take for you to get there?

@saramichelIe Quality choice 👌

my boyfriend told me to pick a movie that was a “creative masterpiece” so naturally I chose Surfs Up

@tommyxblake Hbd!!

it’s my birthday in two hours goodnight

@Nex988 @IsaiasSty @RL_Status @RocketLeague I’m having the same issue, no solution yet

@IsaiasSty @RL_Status @RocketLeague Its not from their ends, its actually a bug introduced with the Switch latest firmware, so we have to wait for Nintendo to fix it.. if they ever will. reddit.com/r/NintendoSwit…

Today's update is now LIVE on all platforms! Please restart your console if you don't see the update available for download. epic.gm/PatchNotes

@brgtbrwn pain

life hasn’t been the same since someone stole my rice cooker

@skelewhor So sick!! 🙌

💙

@Casual_Caden Pizza @pizzahut

@brgtbrwn Deep

@brgtbrwn 🥺🥺🥺

heartbreak on christmas eve hits different

@SethEverman Happy birthday

it’s my birthday please be extra nice

@brgtbrwn Way to flex 🙌

kinda wild to say that a part of my job is to help keep a channel with over 17 million subscribers afloat

@skelewhor Best

her name is peach. 20/10 good girl. 100000000/10 nervous bean.